Tag: brunette

So yesterday when this started popping up everywhere I knew it was pretty much a given that I’d be posting Emily Ratajkowski today.  Not only does she look great and is that a great dress but it’s also shiny and I am a big dumb idiot who likes shiny things.  It is just a killer look though.  She has a lot of killer looks though. She has some misses, I haven’t loved everything she’s worn over the past two weeks but I can appreciate most of it on some level.  And some of it just stellar.  That suit she wore earlier in the day yesterday?  Man, she looks great there.  It’s a great look, a great color, even those boots are just perfect.  She looked great all day yesterday I guess.  Anyway, she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Barbara Palvin is in Paris now.  For Fashion Week I mean.  I’m not tracking her movements.  That would be creepy.  But she is there and she wore a shiny dress and I thought she looked really great and I was like, “Oh wow, I need to post her. It’s been forever since I posted her”.  By forever it turns out I meant literally 5 days.  Five Days is Forever.  Which, now that I say it out loud sounds like a great name for a mid 2000’s Emo Band.  You’re welcome to it if you’re a time traveling musician. Anyway, I can’t be expected to keep track of things like time or my own blog, not when there are pictures of Barbara Palvin to look at.  Here are pictures of her at various things, mostly Fashion Week stuff but not all because there are only so many.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So Paris Fashion Week is a thing that’s going on.  I haven’t seen much of anything from it yet, which makes sense, this sort of thing takes time to ramp up.  But Emily Ratajkowski has already shown up at stuff and that’s good enough for me because I am still under the weather and she is hot.  SO I am posting her cause it’s nice and easy.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowksi.

Oof.  Sorry guys, I am feeling not so great today.  I didn’t sleep well and I think I may have caught something so I am going to have to half ass this one.  I am posting Ellie Rowsell for a variety of reasons including the fact that she is attractive and that people who play guitar are hot.  I would go into more detail but I really am just not up to it.  I’ll tag @wildflagsure and @she-goes-to-eleven because I am sure at least one of them will reblog this and they can add details on what makes Ellie Rowsell great.  Or they will miss the note that I tagged them and I can later declare them straight and not into Ellie Rowsell and point out that I have proof. Win win for me really.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

So some big runway shows in Milan today and a lot of people I love walked and so I assumed one of them would show up.  Then some pictures of Nina Dobrev doing press for Flatliners showed up and it was game over man.  Because holy shit!  Nina Dobrev is hot as fucking a suit.  Who knew?  I didn’t.  I mean… logically it makes sense.  Nina Dobrev is often quite hot and I rather like her, so unless it’s like, comically ill fitting she should look good in a suit.  But this good?  My god.  Look at her sitting there.  Just holy fuck.  So she’s here pretty much because of that.  I mean, yay, Flatliners too or whatever.  Or not yay.  I saw some video on Youtube angry bout classic movies being remade and you know, let’s not devalue the word classic guys.  I mean really?  So I don’t care much about Flatliners one way or another.  I will see it but I couldn’t name one person in it until I saw these pictures.  Anyway, back to that suit, look at her.  It’s amazing right?  She just looks sexy as fuck.  So today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

When I was a kid we used to have skunk rules in sports.  Like in softball if a team was up by x number of runs by a certain inning, the game just ended.  I didn’t understand why as a kid because it was fun to play softball and win or lose I kind of wanted to keep playing, not stop early and not get a full game in. So I asked my dad why and he told me they have that rule because, “Some people are dicks”.  Which ended up being true and more universal than softball but the basic point was even in a  game played by children, some people couldn’t be trusted to not try to not boost their own ego by grinding other people’s kids into the ground and trying to really, really blow them out.  It’s a debate adults have with professional sports as well and there are no more skunk rules, which probably sucks for people’s feelings but on the other hand is useful for us as a society because we can tell who is and who isn’t a terrible person more easily this way.  Anyway, Fan Bingbing made me think of this and I am not calling her a dick but she is promoting a movie and it means like a slew of appearances for her and… it’s definitely running up the score.  One Fan Bingbing picture is enough to remind me that she is very possibly the most beautiful human being alive.  Like 8 different appearances and it’s just like… it feels unfair to other good looking people.  I mean, obviously I can tell you from personal experience, being gorgeous is a real burden no matter what and you have to suffer through this life of being devastatingly attractive already, but then on top of that Fan Bingbing is here to make you look like a pile of crap?  Well.. ok, that might be a bit extreme but you get my point.  I don’t blame her I guess.  She’s in some movie called Sky Hunter that I have no clue about and i get it has to be promoted.  I am just saying like… look, Marlon Brando gained a lot of weight and I always felt he must have done that for our sake because young Brando was so dangerously sexy that who knows what problems it could have caused.  So for our sake he went crazy and at a lot of bacon and bread.  I am not suggesting Fan Bingbing do that, I am just saying that again, she’s making it hard to think about anything else.  I mean, obviously, look at how stupid and rambly this post is.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

I was having trouble knowing what to write or do today.  I was in a dark mood and I try not to let those take over my life and infect what I do but it can be hard.  But then Barbara Palvin showed up in pictures from the Alberta Ferretti Show during Milan Fashion Week and it solved everything.  That’s a pretty good trick.  I had someone to post and had something to talk about which is holy fuck Barbara Palvin looks hot as fuck walking for Alberta Ferretti.  Now, obviously she’s wearing a shiny shirt and well… ok in the Ozarks the most unsporting way to hunt a raccoon was to cut a small hole in a log and place something shiny in it.  The raccoon would reach in and grab the shiny thing but by making a fist it’s hand was too big to get back out.  But the Raccoon will not give up it’s shiny stuff, so it’s still there when the hunter comes back, trying to pull it’s little hand free and then the hunter bashes the raccoon in the head and the hunt is over.  What I am saying is when I die there is about a 90% chance it will be because someone puts a celebrity in a sparkly dress and then bashes me over the head with a rock.  It’s how I am going to go.  We all have our own fate.  So yeah, she’s wearing a shiny shirt and that must be a factor but really she just looks so good.  So very good.  So she is here.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

London Fashion Week is in full swing so here’s Jenna Coleman.  I happen to quite like Jenna Coleman but am really torn on the one dress she wore this week at the Emilia Wickstead show.  Torn cause like… I keep going back and forth.  I don’t like it or I do.  Which usually means there is a problem I can’t identify and I like some elements but dislike others.  The problem is, Jenna Coleman has such a pretty face I also assume that just throws my judgement off.  So I am posting her because at the very least the dress has me thinking about her.  Like, she is who keeps popping into my head because I can’t decide on the dress but I am pretty solidly in the camp of her being pretty.  So today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

The Emmys were last night and that was a thing.  A thing I ended up missing most of because… hey, I knew they were on but it’s one of those nights where you look up at it’s almost 10 PM and you go, “man, how did that happen”.  Anyway, there are still lots of after party pictures to come given I have seen like… one person at an after party and I assume more people are there.  Just one person at a party is not a party, it’s like the most depressing Peanuts comic of all time.  But in the lead up and at the actual Emmys Ariel Winter really stood out to me.  I really liker her dress.  The cut of it with the two slits and the silver and I liked her silver eye shadow to match.  It gets a thumbs up from me.  So she is here because today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

So the Emmys are tonight and that’s exciting I guess?  I don’t know, I am having a hard time working up much excitement.  Maybe I’ll be more excited tomorrow.  Anyway, Chloe Bennet was at a few of the pre Emmy things, like parties and peripheral rewards and so on.  She was also at a bunch of Fashion Week stuff last week.  So there has been a lot of Chloe Bennet and she has looked good so I fugred why not post her.  It’s that simple.  Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.