Tag: brunette

Today was one of those tough days to choose cause the people who all sort of made the cut to be in the discussion are people that seem to annoy at least some people when I post.  Though I don’t mean discussion.  That makes me sound like a crazy person because it all goes on in my head.  The deciding I mean.  There is no libido committee.  That I am aware of.  Anyway, it’s my blog so it shouldn’t matter and I mean it really shouldn’t annoy people who I choose but it does.  I get it.  I am a very important figure in your lives and my thoughts and opinions matter a lot to you.  It’s flattering.  Keep in mind that I am aware and you know, I feel a little bad sometimes when I know I will upset you by my sexual desires not matching what you hope and dream for my sexual desires. We live in a world where a lot of people have a lot invested in what other people want sexually.  I get that.  I mean, I don’t get it, why it matters, but I get that it does matter to some people.  So you are not being ignored.  I just don’t care enough to pretend to be something I am not.  Anyway, Nicki Minaj stood out for lots of reasons ranging from her looks being diverse and awesome at Fashion Week, to there being Nazis walking down my street this morning and Nicki always seems to piss off a few racists I have to block when I post her, to that coat she is wearing.  I want that coat.  It’s not quite my dream coat, if you know me you know my dream coat, but I’d look really good in that coat.  I couldn’t pull off anything else she is wearing but I could nail that.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Victoria Justice has worn me down and I am giving and posting her.  Which I realize sounds negative but is really the most accurate description.  Victoria Justice is very pretty.  You know, high cheek bones, everything in the right place, there is a reason she was tagged for her own show at 16 or whatever. Those people who cast shows for tweens full of teenagers know what they are doing.  But it is almost boring how pretty she is.  Which goes beyond first world problems to whatever the next level is.  Spoiled idiot problems?  That sounds right.  My point is she shows up and it’s like, oh yeah, there she is, she looks great. Yawn.  Maybe she has set the bar too high.  More likely it’s just because she might look beautiful every time I see her but I can’t think of a thing I have seen her in.  I mean, I did watch Victorious once at the insistence of followers but that was like 5 years ago and I just need more of a connection most of the time. But of course here she is and she shows up sometimes.  Which is really just a credit to not only how good looking she is but how well put together the whole package is.  Yes, she is beautiful but she also tends to look… well, I am not sure what the word is.  Her clothes are great, her looks are flawless.  She knows what she’s doing and I guess that just makes an impact sometimes.  She has been everywhere during fashion week so now she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

So today was another tough one because there are just so many people competing for my attention and I am also distracted and tired.  So I will give you the short hand notes on what I would want to say about Tinashe if I had more time.  Tineshe is pretty then I transition into talking about how good she looked but adding she has an unfair advantage because she’s beautiful so she can make anything look good mixed with some talk about fashion week, some digression to pad things out and make me look either smart or funny or both, followed by me emphasizing that she is absolutely beautiful.  So you know, there you go, the cliff notes version of Tinashe is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Days like this are the worst.  In a good way but still, the worst.  I feel like I am just betraying people.  You know, because people really want me to post them here?  I didn’t say it was a feeling that makes sense.  Largely feeling don’t make sense.  They make us do all kinds of stupid shit.  God, the things I have done because I loved someone that were bad for me.  Anyway, with Fashion Week going on and TIFF, there were a lot of people who just looked amazing yesterday and this morning.  Too many really. It was hard to decide and I have vacillated back and forth, unable to decide.  Which is ridiculous.  Just decide.  Don’t be a coward (I didn’t even make a list of the almost people because I am afraid I’ll leave someone one off.  See? Coward).  So I am posting Nicki Minaj because she was my first instinct starting late last night when she posted a picture of herself in her dress on Instagram.  I think it is just a beautiful dress. A lot of people looked good but I happen to really like Nicki’s personal sense of style and it’s a really pretty gown.  I like sparkles and colors.  Like a raccoon or something.  I’m a big dumb animal.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I am dragging today guys.  I am on no sleep and I was just not looking forward to posting today because some days I just feel so far removed from any feelings that would drive me to post it feels like a chore.  Today felt like that until I saw a couple of preview images of Priyanka Chopra in Vogue India hit and… problem solved.  I immediately felt like posting and felt like posting her because holy fuck she is just so beautiful.  Seriously, she is just fun to look at.  Which could sound like a strange euphemism or something but I am too tired to be that kind of subtle.  I just genuinely mean like a work of art she is so nice to look at it is just nice.  It makes the lack of sleep headache subside and it’s fun to just look at her pretty face.  I hope that all makes sense.  It might not, I have reached the stage of the day where I am just getting loopy and I am not entirely sure what does and doesn’t make sense.  She is pretty though, I feel confident that is accurate and accurately written.  I hope.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Hope everyone is having a fun and relaxing holiday.  Or a fun and not that relaxing holiday if you’re one of those weirdos.  I can’t imagine there is anyone wants a boring and relaxing holiday though, that sounds miserable.  Or it could be not a holiday where you are but maybe your country should have been anti-communist enough to move Labor Day to the fall so it wouldn’t be associated with May Day.  Whatever your day is I hope it’s good.  Here are pictures of Emily Ratajkowski and I guess she looks pretty relaxed in them.  Good, that fits the theme I suppose.  I just posted her cause she’s pretty but I’m willing to pretend I had some greater point to make.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Kelly Brook has released some shots from her new Calendar and I think that deserves a post.  Not because of the pictures because who cares about half naked women.  No, because it’s a Calendar and a I am a big, big fan of linear time.  As is Kelly Brook since she puts in so much effort every year in commemorate the concept by publishing calendars.  She is a responsible celebrity and knows there are many options out there for calendars and a lot of people probably have let paper ones fall to the wayside but she has fans and she knows they may buy her calendar and thus accidentally continue perhaps the greatest legacy of Western thought, linear time.  You see, a lot of ancient people, and I mean a lot, thought time was cyclical.  Time is a great wheel that rotates and comes around again and again.  And it’s a fun thought exercise and philosophical debate about history repeating itself again and again but the idea of an actual wheel of time is nothing but a wheel of oppression to crush all under.  It destroys free will.  Everything we are doing has happened and will happen again.  It is predestined and we are but just puppets on the strings of master time.  This is fucking horrifying.  Thankfully, as the heirs to Western thought (I mean, I assume that’s true of most people reading this.  If not sorry?  You can embrace this element though) we have linear time and along with it free will.  We are free to fuck up in new and inventive ways, even if it leads us down similar paths of self destruction our forebears traveled.  It’s similar but it’s our own damn path and our own damn choice. This is pretty much the most powerful bit of freedom any of us can have.  And given her 20 year dedication to making calendars I can only assume Kelly Brook understands this and wants to remind us all every year.  She really deserves thanks for that so I am celebrating it right here with pictures honoring her calendar history.  Thank you, Kelly.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Most of you probably don’t realize it because I have played it pretty close to the vest until now but I am a pretty big Charli XCX fan.  It’s ok if you feel like we’re close but you hadn’t caught on, it’s me, not you.  I never bring it up.  I am very secretive about it.  She has been in a bunch of pictures lately and it seems people are still digging the video for Boys and all of this is good because almost once a day Youtube recommends some new interview with her or something.  Because, of course, while no one else has noticed tht I love Charli XCX, Google knows all.  Which is frightening but if it keeps sending me Charli XCX interviews I will be too distracted to do anything about it.  So uh… hurray for that?  I guess.  Anyway, here she is because I really like her and today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is doing more stuff for DKNY which is good because the campaigns they run with her tend to be just beautiful.  I am not sure how effective they are because I don’t actually know which bits of clothing they are selling.  It says DKNY intimates but often she’s just like, wearing a man’s shirt and I can’t see anything else.  So maybe it’s not effective.  Or maybe it is because I am talking about it right here and I can only assume most people make their life decisions based on what I talk about.  Sorry for all the bad horror movies you’ve watched then.  Anyway, she looked great and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I don’t know if Nina Dobrev is currently promoting stuff or what.  I kind of assume so but that’s because she keeps just showing up in things.  Sorry, I hate to use such complicated and precise language, I know I have readers who don’t even speak English as a first language but sometimes such high level language has to be used, only words like “stuff” and “things” possibly work. I am not complaining by the way.  If magazines or websites or other stuff wants to take nice pictures of women I am attracted to then they should.  I encourage this behavior.  I am just cynical.  I just know that usually there is some sort of agenda.  Maybe I am wrong this time.  Anyway, she has looked lovely because she always looks lovely and so today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.