Tag: brunette

So here is Hannah Ray who is absolutely killing it lately.  I mean, she tends to in general but this week there are a few pictures that I thought were just fantastic.   My good pal @she-goes-to-eleven is a fan of talking about how sexy Hannah Ray is and… yeah, you can definitely see that sometimes.  I have felt it this week. More so though, I am often impressed with her sense of style because there is just something about her personal sense of style that is always perfect.  And by perfect I don’t mean she has chosen the single greatest set of clothing in the history of man and it would look great on anyone but rather it is perfect for her.  Which is really the whole point of personal style.  It can be hard to mark out your own.  I have nailed the isolated loner aesthetic and fingers crossed in 10 years local kids will refer to my house as the one where the witch lives and everyone will spread vicious rumors about me. I’ll get up and pull my bathrobe a little tighter and shake my cane at them through the window and they’ll run away squealing in terror.  That’s my personal style that I have cultivated.  Hers is better and I am not sure how to describe it other than it always looks perfect.  I have a friend who has gotten a little closer by saying that Hannah Ray can wear stuff she would never in a million years look at twice on a shelf but it looks so perfect on Hannah that my friend immediately wishes she had it.  Despite knowing it wouldn’t work for her.  So you know, it’s impressive.  I assume it comes from being an artist, since she is a skilled photographer as well.  There is something to an artists eye that I envy.  I know what looks good but I can’t ever seem to create it.  I know when something doesn’t work but I have no idea how to make it work.  So I am always a little envious of people with this talent.  Anyway, she has looked very good lately and I am always a bit in awe of her whole feel, so today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

There was a big fight last night and you may not know this about me but boxing is one of my true loves.  Which of course makes me a dinosaur.  I don’t care much for MMA stuff and boxing has been so far eclipsed by MMA that it might as well not exist it he eyes of most people.  Which is a shame.  A bigger shame is that I didn’t bother watching last night because it felt gimmicky and I expected a real snoozefest.  In my experience, when you put a boxer in the ring, especially one as skilled as Floyd Mayweather, against someone who decidedly isn’t a boxer then the non boxer gets the snot kicked out of him.  Boxing is too technical a sport to get by on just athleticism.  Turns out I was wrong.  I mean, yeah, Mayweather won but apparently it was a good fight.  Of course, I knew Mayweather would win and if I wanted to watch villains win at things I’d just turn on the news.  So good fight, who knows when Boxing will have it’s next big fight, the sport isn’t the darling that it once was, and honestly hasn’t been in my life time.  But there were still some celebrities there, most of them kind of expected cause you do this long enough you figure out who actually likes this kind of thing because they seem to keep showing up.  Like Olivia Munn.  Who genuinely seems to enjoy sporting events and always looks good.  She looked really good.  I loved her dress.  Hopefully that’s not as controversial as my fashion comments yesterday.  Anyway, here is Olivia Munn because she looked so good last night.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Jenna Coleman is doing press for the next season of Victoria and I haven’t actually seen any of the show so I can’t comment on that.  I just happen to like Jenna and am often taken with how pretty she is.  She is just very pretty.  That’s it.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Gigi Hadid showed up in Korean Vogue (I assume.  I am not in Korea and don’t own a copy of the magazine.  The photoshoot says it’s from Korean Vogue on the internet and sometimes you have to take a leap of faith.  Sure, the internet could be getting together to lie to all of us and Korean Vogue doesn’t even exist but you know what, that’s no way to live your life.  That level of distrust.  Sometimes you just have to trust that there isn’t a massive internet conspiracy to fabricate lies about imaginary magazines) and I think she looked great.  Like really good.  I don’t even have anything else to say about Gigi Hadid really. She’s here because she’s hot.  Sorry if you were hoping for more insight about fictional conspiracies or something.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Game of Thrones was last night and multiple times during the episode Emilia Clarke was on screen and all I could think was, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”.  I realize I am not alone in this feeling about her.  I mean, I have seen people I follow reblog and basically say the same sort of things.  There is just something about her face.  So she’s here today for that simple reason, she is really beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Hey guys, I am going to ask for a personal favor today.  I know @femalecelebrityoftheday and I share a lot of the same followers and he has gone through a personal tragedy this weekend.  It’s terrible and there is no easy fix and no words that can probably make him feel better, loss is something we all deal with and is both deeply personal and universal.  Thing is, he’s a good and decent person.  He is smart, kind, and fun to talk to.  He has interesting thoughts on things and he obviously likes celebrities and he is no doubt hurting right at this moment.  One of the most important things we can do as humans is have empathy for each other.  The world can be cruel and arbitrary in what it takes from us and what we go through, it is our ability to empathize with one another and just be there that is our single greatest strength.  It’s one it’s important we never let slip away.  Like I said, many of you likely follow him and have noticed he didn’t post yesterday.  Some of you have never heard of him.  Maybe you can just take a little bit of time to send him a message with some sort of kind word though.  Don’t let this pressure you, grief is not a puzzle to be solved and there is no magic word or phrase you can utter that will patch up his heart, only time does that.  But you can let him know people care and sometimes that gives you the little bit of strength you need when things feel worst.  So just send him something, it may not even matter what, he likes celebrities, maybe tell him you do to and you like his blog. Anyway, I am posting Anna Kendrick and it’s been a while but I saw her out in her pajamas at something and I know he also likes her so I figured why not post her today and I will mimic his two picture format so he knows he is missed. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Hayley Atwell was at the after party for what I believe is a play called Against last night but i don’t know because it turns out Against is a terrible term to Google.  But whatever it is, it is in a theater and she was at an after party and hey, it’s a nice reminder that she exists which is always a reminder that she is awesome.  Like 10 kinds of awesome and so any excuse to think about her is good which usually leads to me posting her because she is just a delightful human being.  It feels like we all better for every reminder that she exists.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Here is Priyanka Chopra because I follow a few Priyanka Chopra Daily blogs which post a few times a month because, as I stressed yesterday, everything is a lie.  But when they do post it’s a flood of lovely Priyanka Chopra stuff and that happened today and my reaction was basically, “Damn, she’s so pretty”.  Because Priyanka Chopra is just so damn pretty guys.  So she is here today becuase man she is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Previews for Sports Illustrated’s 2018 Swimsuit Issue have started to surface as they put up a picture or two of the various models and it serves as a great reminder than everything is a lie.  When that magazine comes out in like 9 months, just remember there is nothing in it that is vaguely recent.  Nothing like a peak behind the curtain to serve as that harsh wake up call that those people on TV are not friends, the monkey was an asshole, and every apartment you ever have will disappoint you because they are just not that big and if they were no person in their 20’s could afford one, especially not 20 somethings who seem to almost never be at work. There is probably a greater lesson there but I am not going to spoon feed it to you, I will just say Barbara Palvin is one of the people who will be in the issue and she is adorable and sexy.  So complete truth, today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.  

Charli XCX posted a behind the scenes video of the making of her video for Boys this morning and there was a nice little interview video with her that surfaced yesterday and… well usually I’d make a joke about it not taking much to get me to post Charli XCX but that isn’t accurate.  I mean, for one it’s no joke, a stiff wind can make me want to post Charli XCX but also it isn’t really a little thing.  They both were just indicative of a lot of what I like about her.  I am obviously attracted to her but I also find her thoughtful and intelligent and as always I am confused how others don’t other than perhaps we have been trained to take our pop stars less than serious.  In the sense that pop is and has been primarily consumed by women and thus it is more frivolous and less important.  I am not saying you are brainwashed if you don’t like Charli XCX, I am just saying we internalize certain biases.  I love the Beatles and I grew up on a pretty steady diet of punk music but there is nothing about either that inherently make them more serious business musically.  Neither is complex and they aren’t going to cause the planets to align, instead the importance comes from the fact that we always took it seriously and took the time to search for deeper meaning.  One of the best literary trends in my lifetime that has slowly infiltrated all of the culture is moving genre works from the ghetto to serious consideration.  The idea that anything can be well done and even low culture that is not traditionally considered high art might have a great deal to tell us about ourselves and the people who made it.  But I have noticed that is mainly taken into consideration in genres that were largely male dominated.  Horror and Superheroes and Science Fiction are all getting their day and scholarly discussion but there is a shelf of Harlequin Romance novels that used to sit in my Aunt’s childhood bedroom that are still considered an embarrassment to this day.  So what I am saying is it’s ok if you don’t like Charli XCX and you don’t agree with me about her thoughtfulness and intelligence.  But if you find yourself dismissive of pop stars, who let’s be honest are largely female and largely consumed by female listeners, you might want to ask yourself what is it about them that makes them unworthy of serious consideration.  Anyway, I enjoyed the videos and I still think Boys is fantastic and a lot of fun.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.