Previews for Sports Illustrated’s 2018 Swimsuit Issue have started to surface as they put up a picture or two of the various models and it serves as a great reminder than everything is a lie.  When that magazine comes out in like 9 months, just remember there is nothing in it that is vaguely recent.  Nothing like a peak behind the curtain to serve as that harsh wake up call that those people on TV are not friends, the monkey was an asshole, and every apartment you ever have will disappoint you because they are just not that big and if they were no person in their 20’s could afford one, especially not 20 somethings who seem to almost never be at work. There is probably a greater lesson there but I am not going to spoon feed it to you, I will just say Barbara Palvin is one of the people who will be in the issue and she is adorable and sexy.  So complete truth, today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.