Tag: brunette

Here’s some Rihanna because that is never a bad thing.  I saw some clips of her in that Valerian movie and she looked pretty good.  So I am posting her.  I don’t have a lot to say really.  I saw someone say something about her looking like a “real woman” and thank god, I for one am tired of our celebrity culture being infected by what are obviously robots.  Michael Bay and those Transformers movies have really done a number on pop culture.  Thank god Rihanna is here for that.  Not like all those cyborgs and automatons you see now.  If I see one more Roomba on the red carpet I will lose it.  Roombas are for vacuuming, not for acting.  It’s not natural.  So thank you, internet commenter, for pointing out that Rihanna is a real woman, and not made of circuits and metal, or in the rare instances made of wood by a puppet maker and brougth to life by magic.  Someone needed to stand up that.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Thank god for Nickelodeon and MTV and whatever other groups out there have their award shows that are aimed less at prestige and more about getting the kids to watch so they can sell them whatever it is we are trying to market to kids these days.  Skateboards and Pogs I assume.  I say that because it means someone like Katherine Langford because of course kids loved 13 Reasons Why, almost as much as rap music and playing those damn video games.  I happen to think she is quite beautiful.  But she rarely shows up at all anywhere I go looking regularly.  In this case she was at the Teen Choice Awards though, because again, youth focused.  I hope she has a great career ahead of her because I had very mixed feelings about 13 Reasons Why but my feelings about her performance was only positive.  She was just fantastic.  Also she is beautiful to look at and it’s pretty well documented that I love Katherines.  SO anyway, I am glad there were a whole two pictures of her I could find from the awards and today I want to fuck Katherine Langford.

So Aubrey Plaza is deep in promoting Ingrid Goes West and I hope it’s good. It’s getting good reviews, so I am hopeful.  It seems like an idea ripe for exploring.  For now though it’s just nice because Aubrey Plaza keeps showing up at screenings and in photoshoots and stuff.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

I saw Rihanna was in Barbados the other day and that is usually a good sign because while I am not an expert, I feel like this is the time of year we’ll get to see her in Barbados’ Harvest Festival, Crop Over.  I was right.  This always pays off.  Recently I was talking about outfits Rihanna can pull off that normal people can’t and this qualifies.  I mean, I couldn’t wear that certainly.  I shouldn’t try for lots of reasons.  Of course, in this case I think people can agree that the outfits are gorgeous, they always are at these Carnivals around the world, by the way, whatever your stance on Religion I think we should all say thank you to the Catholic Church for that at least, but as pretty as the outfits are, to really pull it off you have to be remarkably beautiful.  So Rihanna can pull them off with ease but the rest of us would look pretty silly.  Anyway, this year’s look is the best she has ever had.  I assume.  There aren’t pictures of her as a kid growing up in Barbados, so maybe she had some killer outfits then but of the ones I have seen because she was famous so the news was reporting on it, this years is the best.  She looks amazing. From the color of her hair and how it compliments everything to the cut and the headdress, it’s all just awesome.  Go look up more pictures of it.  So I have included outfits from various years at Crop Over.  I think.  I think it’s name changed at once.  I should just say at the Harvest Festival or something.  Because obviously, that’s why you’re looking at this post.  You are here for the pedantry.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Game of Thrones was last night and I have an odd relationship with the show and property in that I like it fine for the most part and that seems to really piss off a lot of people because that’s not enough to like it.  Not people here so much.  Well, not that they tell me.  More friends in real life.  It’s one of those things, when you don’t embrace someone’s favorite middlebrow work as the most epic piece of anything every conceived they tend to take it personally because they are deeply insecure.  And I get it, insecurity can eat away at you. I assume.  I don’t know, I haven’t experienced it, which is why I assume everyone so desperately wants my approval.  And I have a really, really long relationship with this property because I feel like for 20 years people tried to force me to read the books even though it’s a pretty well known fact that books are for nerds.  I was super busy doing things like kick flips and slam dunking basketball and banging hot chicks for that but the calls to read the series were so oppressive that eventually I took a break from jumping my motorcycle through rings of fire to read the books.  Which were pretty good but my core reason for not reading them (besides the afore mentioned issue with me being too busy being awesome) was that I am greatly distrustful of fantasy series because they never end.  Once they become a cash cow books get added and added and I at best only have like 50 more years on this planet.  And you know, turns out I was right there.  When the show came out I didn’t have a ton of interest but after every person I have ever met started showing up on my door to ask, “Why aren’t you watching Game of Thrones” I gave in.  I knew it was a bad idea because when I didn’t immediately declare it to be the single greatest thing in the history of all media, I was going to piss people off.  I am going through the same damn bullshit with American Gods right now.  The book was fine, I liked it, but I have never been passionate about Neil Gaiman.  I like him, I don’t love him.  I think we should just stay friends.  So I know once I give in the harassment and watch the show and don’t think it’s the greatest show ever made (which will be tough since there are like 8 shows people want me to watch because they are the greatest show ever made and I have to be honest, people are bad at language or there is something really strange going on with reality for so many shows to be the greatest ever) people will be very annoyed with me.  So you know, I watched Game of Thrones last night and I was like, “Hey, that was fun”.  And boy did that piss off some friends this morning who are very upset I didn’t think it was the greatest thing ever made.  So I am trying to find a middle ground here on something I feel has to be generally uncontroversial.  Emilia Clarke is beautiful.  Often when she is on screen or I see pictures I am just struck by how beautiful she is.  It really is remarkable how pretty she is.  Big thumbs up to her.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Tinashe was in Galore and thank god for that.  She is beautiful but it is just a chore to find pictures of her.  Which makes no sense because look at how ridiculously beautiful she is.  Shouldn’t everyone want pictures of her?  I mean, I get there are commercial considerations and apparently no one thinks she is commercially viable because like other people I like it seems she is facing some struggles with her label ever getting another album out.  But I am very tired, too tired to be clever or subtle so let me just put it bluntly: that all sounds extremely stupid to me.  How could she not sell more magazines, look at her.  As to selling records?  I don’t know.  Maybe she wouldn’t.  I honestly couldn’t give two fucks because the quality of the music matters more and yes, I know, it’s a business, they want to make money.  It can all burn for all I care.  Major record labels can all take a flying leap and I wouldn’t shed a tear.  Artists could still make their music and they sure as fuck aren’t making their money from their labels so I fail to see why record labels are a thing I want around at all.  It can burn.  Anyway, she is beautiful and that’s why she’s here, I probably shouldn’t keep going or who knows what terrible thing I could say that will link me to some crime if Colombia records is ever the victim of arson.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Here is Olivia Munn because she appeared in Vanity Fair for some reason.  By some reason I mean you don’t need like a great reason to take pictures of her but usually there are reasons celebrities appear in magazines.  And also there is just the one picture so far, which usually means she’s part of some sort of theme and there must be other celebrities as well that fit this theme but I haven’t seen any.  So by some reason I don’t mean, “why would you put Olivia Munn in a magazine” but more like, “They put Olivia Munn in a magazine as part of some grander scheme that is thus far unknown”.  Which actually sounds pretty sinister.  I am fully down with that, we should all be on edge all the time.  Never sleep again.  Anyway, nefarious motives aside, she looked pretty good, which isn’t really shocking, she is very pretty and often looks good.  I would say she is one of those interesting people who seems to just look better as time passes, like she continues to mature into her looks more and more.  Neat trick for those who can do it.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Today was a pretty easy choice.  I saw Krysten Ritter at The Defenders premier and it was like wow, that is a hell of a dress.  It is just great.  She is often pretty good at red carpet stuff and I think she is one of those people who just knows how to wear whatever as well.  It makes sense, she did start as a model.  I mean, even if you aren’t the best ever at something, if you are good enough at it to get paid you’re probably at least pretty good at it, so given her job was looking good it makes sense she so often looks good.  I am excited for the new show, too, because I knew there was a panel and stuff at Comic Con but I legit did not know we were so close to the actual show hitting Netflix.  That’s exciting because I have liked all of the MCU shows on Netflix so far, some probably more than most people, and thus I am looking forward to this.  Krysten Ritter was flat out amazing as Jessica Jones though and I am really looking forward to seeing how they all come together.  I am kind of banking on her interactions with people being amazing because it just seems like they should be.  That dress is also just top notch, I think it is fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Here is Ani-Mia and I don’t have any deep or fascinating reason for posting her other than I think she’s pretty.  And I like cosplay.  I mean sometimes.  I do like a costume that feels like it has some effort in it and I like a costume with some fidelity to the source.  She does those things well.  So here she is, it’s that simple.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

Barbara Palvin has shown up in a bunch of shoots lately and I have really liked them, especially the most recent of Elle Russia.  It felt a little off because something about it felt kind of 80’s but I have warmed up to it over the past couple of days.  It’s nice to see a surge of new work from her recently though I obviously won’t be posting the recent picture that has caused a little controversy.  I mean, obviously because I never post that kind of thing but I don’t know what rumors are true or not but in general if a woman doesn’t want a picture of her out there then I am not going to put it out there.  That seems simple but it isn’t for some people.  I see a lot of arguments about legality and reading fine print and stuff and I guess what I will say to that is legality does not dictate morality.  Because something is legal does not make it moral.  Because something is immoral does not mean it should be illegal.  If you are defining your decisions strictly on if it is legal or not you are morally lacking and I hope at some point you can turn that around.  Your life will be fuller if you pursue one of at least some virtue.  The lives of those around you will be fuller as well.  And you know, if you’re trying to use moral loopholes to justify how badly you want to look at nipples just know I think less of you.  That might not matter to you but in general I think you’ll find most adults feel that way.  Maybe that’s the real lesson here, not the basics of moral philosophy but just a basic lesson, you’ll find the things that impress other trolls on the internet impress no one in real life.  I don’t think you should need personal utility as a spur to good behavior but if you do there you go.  At some point that is going to matter in real life and you will likely never know it, but it is going to cost you as people just want nothing to do with a person like you.  Anyway, I think she has looked good a bunch.  Which makes sense, she’s a model, that is her job.  I am glad to get a bunch of work from her.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.