Here’s some Rihanna because that is never a bad thing. I saw some clips of her in that Valerian movie and she looked pretty good. So I am posting her. I don’t have a lot to say really. I saw someone say something about her looking like a “real woman” and thank god, I for one am tired of our celebrity culture being infected by what are obviously robots. Michael Bay and those Transformers movies have really done a number on pop culture. Thank god Rihanna is here for that. Not like all those cyborgs and automatons you see now. If I see one more Roomba on the red carpet I will lose it. Roombas are for vacuuming, not for acting. It’s not natural. So thank you, internet commenter, for pointing out that Rihanna is a real woman, and not made of circuits and metal, or in the rare instances made of wood by a puppet maker and brougth to life by magic. Someone needed to stand up that. Today I want to fuck Rihanna.
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