Here’s some Rihanna because that is never a bad thing.  I saw some clips of her in that Valerian movie and she looked pretty good.  So I am posting her.  I don’t have a lot to say really.  I saw someone say something about her looking like a “real woman” and thank god, I for one am tired of our celebrity culture being infected by what are obviously robots.  Michael Bay and those Transformers movies have really done a number on pop culture.  Thank god Rihanna is here for that.  Not like all those cyborgs and automatons you see now.  If I see one more Roomba on the red carpet I will lose it.  Roombas are for vacuuming, not for acting.  It’s not natural.  So thank you, internet commenter, for pointing out that Rihanna is a real woman, and not made of circuits and metal, or in the rare instances made of wood by a puppet maker and brougth to life by magic.  Someone needed to stand up that.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

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