I was going to post Kelly Brook today because I had a dream and you know… it was all stupid. It’s all stupid. I heard about Carrie Fisher as I was writing this and nothing felt right about it. I am not happy about it. It’s horrible. I have lots of thoughts on it but I don’t feel like writing anything so this is all you guys get today. Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
So I have known this post was coming all week, I just didn’t know which day. See, Kate Upton posted some behind the scenes pictures of her working on the Love Advent (which I have talked a lot about this year even though I still consider it not my thing, it’s more coincidence than anything) and she looked fantastic. I was like, well, obviously whenever her video shows up I will end up posting her. And… well it never happened. If it’s the worst disappointment I ever have to deal with I’ll cope. Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you are having a good one. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Here is some Doutzen Kroes to spread some Holiday cheer for all of you. Given my Holiday has started I am busy as some sort of busy thing. So I will just leave this here and say I hope you guys have a very Merry Christmas and today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.
It’s gotten stupid and cold again and so here are some pictures where it looks like it’s probably nice and sunny out to warm you guys up. Alexis Ren also happens to be in them. Nice coincidence that. So enjoy the pictures of sunny locales and also Alexis Ren as a bonus, though I assume most people are interested in the sand. Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.
So I run hot and cold on Jessica Nigri, mainly cause she’s not really my “type” in general. But on the internet, at least in the circles I frequent, it would be impossible to escape her and she has been doing a bunch of Christmas stuff. I am a fan of a dedication to Christmas and some of it I thought has looked really good. The white hair is a good look. I am a fan of it for her. Anyway, I know Christmas isn’t for everyone. I get it. If people weren’t wrong how would we be able to judge what’s right? We need people like that. Anyway, Christmas is really the reason she’s here because I have quite liked some of the Christmas looks I have been seeing (and good lord there are a lot, I went look and just wow. Dedication to Christmas, I can appreciate that). Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.
So Emily Ratajkowski came up briefly yesterday in a conversation with a friend and then the discussion moved on but for some reason that popped into my head today and it turns out once Emily Ratajkowski is there she’s tough to dislodge. So why fight it? She’s somewhere on a boat right now. Some pictures have surfaced. They get a thumbs up from me. That’s the long and short of it. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.
So Doutzen Kroes was on the Love Advent Calendar today and if you don’t know Love is a UK magazine that every year releases a video a day of some model dancing and half naked. Because Christmas. That’s what Christmas is about. It is generally a thing I am aware of and I will watch one or two but it isn’t really my thing to be honest. But it is popular and I know why. And I am also always surprised when someone is unaware of it when I figure it is their bag (@she-goes-to-eleven didn’t and she’s not only super gay but super gay for models, so.. major oversight). Anyway, I might not be into that completely but I am into Doutzen Kroes and Christmas. Currently my dear friend @wildflagsure is doing her radio show (which you can listen to here, you have an hour left) but is refusing to play Christmas songs because she is a Grinch. I guess Santa didn’t get her the spanakopita she asked for last year. i am not worried, as a student of history I am sure at some point her heart will swell to three times it’s size. I am sure plenty of people have issues with Christmas and that’s fine. You’re wrong and whatever reason you’re about to form in your head is bullshit, worse it’s likely bullshit someone else put there. Just so you know. Christmas is great and is as great as you want to make it. If you had some bad experience, and you know, I get it, families can really, really suck, that isn’t Christmas’ fault. More importantly you are letting whatever asshole did this continue to ruin a magical time of year. Make Christmas yours and make it about whatever you want. If you want it to be about half naked models knock yourself out. If you want it to be about cookies… well, I am with you. We should be friends. My point is Christmas is great and as great as you are willing to make it. I personally love buying gifts for people. It’s great to spend a bunch of time thinking about what someone you care about might really like. Anyway, all of this goes back to Doutzen Kroes who looks great in Christmas lingerie, which is kind of a thing for me. I must have mentioned that before because I ran out of ideas on this blog about 4 years ago and am just repeating myself, so I am sure it came up in one of the 4 previous Christmases I covered. She is hot though and Christmas is great. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.
Here is Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski because it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want. I was originally going to post Kate Upton because she looked great at this Christmas Dance Party last night (forgive me for forgetting the hosts name. I don’t remember and this blog is very anti research). So I thought I’d post her but I couldn’t find picture of just her, mainly just pics of her and Emily Ratajkowski. And then I was like, well, she looks pretty great, too. Maybe I should post her. But then that didn’t feel right, leaving Kate out. I wanted to post her. But you know… I didn’t want anyone to lose in this scenario. I know a lot of people hate the everyone gets a trophy thing but at the same time I am soft hearted and I get the urge. I get that you don’t want to disappoint anyone. So I couldn’t choose. I could do that to either girl. So I decided I want both. For their sake. Because I’m such a good person. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski and Kate Upton.
This is Samantha Jones, who the Internet tells me was a Top Canadian Model in the 1960’s. I don’t know if that means she was Canadian and a Top Model or just at the top of Canadian Modeling, which is not an industry I imagine being over saturated in the 1960’s. But what do I know, it could all be bullshit. There aren’t that many pictures of her out there and almost all of them revolve around her appearance in the movie Wait Until Dark, which is how I found out about her. What I am saying is there is very little to confirm or deny anything about her except she was in that movie, so she could be the Viceroy of Quebec for all I know, there is nothing out there. Though there is a picture of her from Vogue, so she was at least a model. Someone else can do the research to find out what she was the top of. Anyway, she had just a bit part really but I saw her and thought, “Wow, that woman is beautiful”. So I looked her up, thus my expansive knowledge about her that includes her first name, last name, country of origin, and the whole modeling thing. The movie was pretty ok but not quite what I was hoping for. Today I want to fuck Samantha Jones.
I feel like it’s kind of expected that post Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show I will post someone having to do with it and while I do enjoy subverting expectations I am also predictable. Though someone who didn’t walk almost made it, given how good she looked there. Anyway, here is Gigi Hadid cause the world loves Gigi Hadid. Except of course for the small portion who hate her. Which is usually wrapped up in the idea that the world is going to hell and reality TV is the cause or they are a fan of another model and see life as a zero sum game. I can kind of understand both impulses but also think both are wrong. The world has been going to hell since before I was born and will continue to plunge towards the fiery depths of hell long after I die. As long as people get older and that fills them with jealousy towards the the boundless opportunity that exists for the young, we’ll get to hear about that. I also get the impulse to tear down something to build up what you like because it’s easier than creating. But it’s a little silly. If Gigi were actually bad at modeling I think people would have more of a leg to stand on. But I won’t get into all of that. She’s pretty. The show hasn’t wowed me with what I have seen so far but I am as constant as the Northern Star so I had to post someone from it, so here are pics of her at this one and past ones. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.
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