Tag: Model

So there was a Harper’s Bazaar event last night that was for the 150 best dressed Women.  Or most fashionable I guess.  Either way it was a brilliant idea and I am all about more events that are just about people dressing nicely.  I fully endorse this.  Of course, I almost feel guilty for picking Emily Ratajkowski because there were so many really nice outfits and I pick her a lot but the truth is I liked her dress the best.  It is just very sharp.  Still… if you follow this blog and care at all about what the girls are wearing I suggest you google the event, definitely some nice stuff there.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Emily DiDonato had some new pics for Yamamay hit today and that is a good enough excuse to post her and her ridiculous eyes.  She is very pretty, I happen to like her eyes a lot but also it helps that so often she does work for lines I like, so she looks good and what she is my kind of thing as well.  Anyway, I don’t need much of an excuse to post her, just a reminder of how pretty she is. Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

This post is super late cause it’s been a long, tiring day and I am uh… long and tired.  No, that isn’t it, just tired.  Sorry, it’s rainy and… well, it’s dreary and raining and who wouldn’t like a little color and sunshine in their life so here is cosplayer Ani-Mia who I am pretty new to knowing but I have really liked what I have seen of her work.  Like, among my favorite costumes in the DC are Zatanna and Black Canary, really any version of Zatanna except the Satellite era Justice League and pretty much any Black Canary though her original Birds of Prey costumes lacks fishnets which always felt wrong to me.  Anyway, so she checked off both of those but the whole way I first noticed her was her Jubilee. Now, there is every chance I had seen her cosplay for years before then cause I do that with all sorts of stuff, you only start to notice how prevalent a thing is once you notice it.  Like say… I dunno, White Nationalism.  Then it’s like, holy fuck, how did we get to this place, I thought we’d all agreed Nazi’s were the bad guys.  They’re like 90% of all video game bad guys in shooters.  So you know, like that but a pleasant thing to notice was Ani-Mia.  When I was a kid the focal character you were supposed to relate to was Kitty Pryde and so I kinda wished she was my girlfriend.  As I hit my pre-teens the focal character you were supposed to relate to was Jubilee and so I kinda wished I was her.  So I was thrilled to see what is honestly killer Jubilee cosplay cause I have a real soft spot for that silly yellow jacket and those sunglasses.  I mean, it’s pretty much dead on except for the part where Jubilee was 13 when I was reading about her and like… I dunno, something makes her feel older but what is a cosplayer supposed to do about that?  It’s dead on.  Also, there are other pretty pictures here but really I enjoy her work.  I appreciate that cosplayers take the time to bring characters to life, especially when it’s well done.  I like pretty costumes and I like pretty clothes and I like pretty girls.  So I am a fan.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski cause she was in Vogue Spain this week and I thought she looked good and well… she always looks good in the pictures she posts of herself and I don’t have a lot more to say than that.  I think she’s attractive. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

This post is long overdue because pretty much since the new year Hannah Ray has been killing it.  Maybe longer. Probably longer.  No, definitely longer but I am getting older so you can’t expect me to remember last year.  Anyway, she has just been doing great work, as is typical but she started the year with just a killer shot (the black dress with the orange camouflage panels on the sides) and since then everything has been magnificent.  I was talking with a friend last weekend and mentioning all the weapons Hannah Ray has at her disposal, and they’re pretty good ones, but the one that stood out this time was just her taste.  Like.. orange camo should never work for me.  In any way.  I am generally not a fan of camo except maybe on my 80’s action heroes and even then white tank top and jeans trumps camo.  And yet, on the dress here you see here it is fantastic.  It looks great.  It’s perfect.  And of course it is because she’s wearing it.  And this is what my friend was saying, she was saying often Hannah Ray will be wearing something that she herself would never wear or consider and she considers something that isn’t her style and yet when she sees it all together it looks amazing.  Because along with her other talents, of which there are many and I encourage you to look at my first post about her, that’s not self serving there’s an article linked there, her taste is just amazing.  It’s a real gift because plenty of us have the opposite gift, we can put anything together and make it look like garbage.  So here is Hannah Ray looking fantastic and beautiful and today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

So I am posting Candice Swanepoel for the second time in like a week and that means I don’t have a ton of interesting new things to say really.  Like… uh, professional model looks good in bathing suits.  Did you guys know that?  It’s fascinating.  She just keeps popping into my head and that doesn’t really bother me.  I’m not fighting it.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I always feel a little wrong posting Miranda Kerr.  Just cause there are so many people who like her way more than me.  And like… I mean, that’s not normally a particular threshold for if I should post someone or not but with her I know a couple of people who she is like… their biggest celebrity crush.  And I don’t know, it feels a little wrong.  I have mentioned that before I am sure.  I don’t even know why it feels wrong.  Like I am stealing or something?  Like… what if Miranda Kerr stumbles across this and is totally down and contacts me.  Then I kinda have to be like, “Yeah, that’s great but I have this friend who really, really likes you…”  Of course, if she read this she is apparently ok with me going out of my way to qualify my attraction to her and that’s vaguely insulting so she has her own set of issues.  But that’s probably not it anyway, it’s probably more that I just feel a little like a poser.  Like I can’t name three songs she’s done but I’m totally still wearing the t-shirt to be cool.  Cuase that’s the point of this blog, I think it makes me look cool.  Man, I have cool so figured out why wasn’t I cooler in high school?   Anyway, some stuff she did for Mother Denim popped up and she looked great.  So I am posting her cause she’s really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I woke up thinking about Emily Ratajkowski for some reason.  It happens.  No reason to fight it.  She certainly looked nice at the Golden Globes last week and I never did post her in that dress, so this is a good excuse for that.  I don’t have a whole lot else to say though except today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because she is very pretty.  As long time followers of me know, she is of course obsessed with me, for years sending me nearly naked pictures of herself in the guise of “catalogs” and “advertisements for sales at my local Victoria’s Secret”.  It was a little transparent but in recent years she has switched to playing hard to get to try and catch my eye.  Getting engaged, having a baby.  Now she’s basically just posting pictures of her son all the time and talking about how much she loves being a mom.  Still pretty transparent to me, trying a little too hard.  But I do have to admit she’s gorgeous and this little picture of her promoting some Givenchy perfume popped up and… well, she looked really good.  And because I am such a good person, why not throw her a bone and give her a little thrill to brighten up the hollowness of a fulfilling relationships, life, and family.  I can’t help it, guys, I’m a giver.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So… if you remember I posted about Kate Upton on Christmas and how I knew she was supposed to be part of the Love Advent calendar and really it was the only thing I was looking forward to but she never showed up.  Well, she showed up today in the final video for it.  5 Days after even the Eastern Orthodox dudes are done with Christmas.  Seems poorly planned to me but I will forgive it because… well, it was a really good video.  I enjoyed it and it reminded me of why I like Kate Upton so much.  It was fun and silly and so… it was good.  She also looked great but I knew that a month ago when I saw behind the scenes pictures.  She did look great though and I tried really, really hard to get a gif to work in this post but I couldn’t create anything that was small enough.  Believe me I tried.  So here are links to some attempts.  Enjoy this and this.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Kate Upton.