Tag: Model

So Barbara Palvin was at one of the many, many events that go on during Fashion Week, this was some sort of dinner.  I assume for charity but maybe not?  Who knows.  I could look it up but I am willing to bed you don’t care. Anyway, among my favorite types of Barbara Palvin pics are ones where she is at an event and they are just snapping pics and she does something goofy, often followed by something sexy.  It’s a skill she has that most definitely sets her apart in certain ways.  She makes the transition from adorable goofball to sultry sexpot and back at light speed and I assume part of the reason I and others find it so appealing is it always looks like she’s having genuine fun doing so.  It’s nice to see people enjoy themselves unabashedly.  Anyway, here she is at various things because today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Tumblr is being a real butthead today giving me upload errors for pics.  This has lead this to be a less exciting and more annoying post as I really just want to punch tumblr in the fact, not particularly lust after anyone.  Either way, there are still pictures from after parties coming in but my favorite so far is one I saw among the first, Emily Ratajkowski.  Now, the bottom of the gown may not have it’s fans, I am sure some people don’t like it.  I am kind of whatever on it.  It’s fine, it’s not exciting.  But the top portion is just great.  It’s beautiful and sexy an elegant and combines a lot of things I like.  She looks great.  Her hair looks great up.  And all of that is more than enough for me to love this look so today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

This is one of those, “How have I never posted her” posts.  I actually though I might have.  I turns out I have talked about her in other people’s posts but I have never posted Laetitia Casta.  A picture of her popped up on my dash last night and I was like, “Man, Laetitia Casta was so damn hot in the 90’s”.  I mean, she’s still gorgeous.  Of course she is, she’s a hugely successful model.  I mean, she’s so beautiful that it’s basically the law in France that she is beautiful.  I know that sounds like the sort of nonsense I make up because I do that about foreign cultures but she literally is the model for the living embodiment of the French Republic and thus her bust is inside every French Town Hall because she is so beautiful.  And you know, that’s cool.  I have stuff going on, too.  Last night I made three shots in a row throwing Kleenex out into the trash can.  Anyway, she was my first real model crush.  I guess I knew the names of other models before her because models became big time celebrities in my childhood but Laetitia Casta was the first one I cared about (and probably the first one I knew that everyone in the world didn’t.  She was famous but not Pepsi Commercial famous).  But I don’t think about her that often anymore which is probably why she hasn’t shown up, cause I’ll see a picture and be like, damn, I was so into her.  But then stuff happens and it is forgotten the next day. So lucky us it appears nothing went on last night and I am thinking about Laetitia Casta still.  Cause damn she’s gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Laetitia Casta.

Here’s a bunch of Barbara Palvin pics from Sports Illustrated cause she’s wanted to be posted all week but just hasn’t quite made it.  She has looked great at a lot of various related functions as well as some other things that were unrelated and… well, I almost feel bad that she kept coming in second day after day.  She probably isn’t too broken up about it but sometimes my blog feels insincere when I feel like someone is being skipped.  Like, I am not properly reflecting my own libido.  And if I don’t stand up for the truth then who will?  Anyway, no one is beating her today and it’s nice to get the chance to share some of the pics of her I liked best so here we are.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

I can’t believe I am posting Kate Upton for the third time in 8 days.  I mean, I am sure some of you can believe it cause I have that reputation but it’s not 2012 anymore.  It is like a trip backwards in time.  Whatever is going on I am glad because she has looked great recently and more importantly she’s back to showing up all the time.  This is a good thing.  It wasn’t like I stopped posting her cause I was mad, she just showed up less often because she showed up less often everywhere.  So it’s only a good thing, even if it’ll just be for the next week or so, that she is suddenly popping up constantly for me.  I give it my thumbs up.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Well, if you didn’t know it was Fashion Week (well one of 4 big ones) then you should cause I am posting Kendall Jenner cause that’s basically when I end up posting her.  She is popular enough on the runway that she walks for enough places that I am bound to see some looks I like end she ends up here.  Though in fairness, my favorite look of hers this week was the pink jacket and skirt she wore on the Tonight Show, which is a bit of a cheat but it was really nice.  Very smart looking.  A little like ah uh… I dunno, Jacki O for a new Millennium.  Now I kinda wish it had a pillbox hat as well.  Oh well.  Anyway, she has caught my eye a couple of times but it’s been a busy week and a busy day so she is showing up now.  Because today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Fashion Week just hasn’t gotten that many posts from me this time out and that’s a shame but… well, I can’t control who looks good at what and when the Grammys were and when the Swimsuit issue comes out and so on.  Anyway, here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I really liked what she wore to the Michael Kors show.  Houndstooth almost always looks good if you do it right.  Which might be the least profound thing I have ever said, this thing looks good when you do it in a way that looks good.  Anyway, she looked good and she has shown up at a lot of things and I have liked her look.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Kate Upton is back in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and thank god.  I mean, it wasn’t painful without her but Kate’s best work is often in a swimsuit so I missed her last year.  It seems a lot of people did because she’s currently trending on twitter.  Ranking above the fact that our President and his advisors colluded with the Russians.  Jesus, this country used to hate communism more than anything, even more than it loved boobs.  Better red than dead, guys.  Have you seen the Soviet Swimsuit Issue?  No, you haven’t. It’s the Soviet Parka edition because all it does is snow in Russia and that’s all that’ll happen here if we give in to this horseshit.  Better dead than red, guys. And before someone sends me something about the fall of communism I would like to point out that first of all, I don’t care.  Second of all, better dead than red just sounds better than better dead than the cronies of a oligarcic kleptocracy run by a former KGB agent turned Autocrat.  Anyway, Fiji sure is pretty to look at huh?  Well you know what, I agree but the Russians don’t.  They will take away Fiji and Kate Upton’s boobs if they get the chance.  Do you want that? No?  Then go buy a subscription to the Washington Post, it’s only like $3 on amazon.  I went with only picture from the Swimsuit issue today because sometimes in rare cases I do that.  I did that because I think Kate looked great this year.  I have heard some complaints that it is similar to previous years from her but she looked great in those years so the transitive property means she looks great this year, too.  So here she is looking great. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

The Grammys are this weekend and that should make for an exciting evening of pictures tomorrow night but earlier this weekend we are getting some Grammys related stuff.  Kate Upton was at a thing honoring Tom Petty and I endorse all parts of that, that Tom Petty is great and Kate Upton showing up at things.  I actually kinda liked her dress which is why she is here.  I realize “kinda like” is maybe not the highest praise but you know it’s good, I like it, it isn’t the dress of the year or anything.  It’s more one of those where I kinda dig it but can’t entirely put my finger on what it is.  And I’ll be honest, I have different standards for different people.  Not that I am cutting the tall, busty blonde woman a break cause she has it so hard looking good but you know, her red carpet stuff is sometimes not my favorite stuff.  So I probably like the stuff that is good more than I would for some people who tend to knock it out of the park on the red carpet.  The bigotry of low expectations I guess but in this case it’s in a situation that basically doesn’t matter.  I am rambling.  Sorry, I have slept about 5 total hours since Wednesday.  I am a mess.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Alexis Ren mainly just cause she has shown up in a bunch of campaigns of late and I think she is doing excellent work.  I really like what I have seen and obviously she’s attractive and it’s just that simple.  Like, I don’t know that it is going to drive me to buy jewelry or make up but hey, you never know.  Maybe ColourPop will stick around in my head and I won’t even know why when I am buying stacks of lipstick in two months.  I am not saying Alexis Ren is part of a Capitalist conspiracy to send subliminal suggestions directly into my brain, I am just saying I am an easily influenced idiot.  I will watch the Superbowl and there will be 100 McDonald’s commercials and Monday I will be craving a Big Mac.  And all day Monday I will go, “That’s so strange, I don;’t even like McDonald’s, oh well, no reason to fight it”.  So, you know, if you see me wearing a bunch of rings soon you’ll know why.  Also, say hi, it’s creepy that you can see what I am wearing and I am unaware of it.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.