Here is Alexis Ren mainly just cause she has shown up in a bunch of campaigns of late and I think she is doing excellent work.  I really like what I have seen and obviously she’s attractive and it’s just that simple.  Like, I don’t know that it is going to drive me to buy jewelry or make up but hey, you never know.  Maybe ColourPop will stick around in my head and I won’t even know why when I am buying stacks of lipstick in two months.  I am not saying Alexis Ren is part of a Capitalist conspiracy to send subliminal suggestions directly into my brain, I am just saying I am an easily influenced idiot.  I will watch the Superbowl and there will be 100 McDonald’s commercials and Monday I will be craving a Big Mac.  And all day Monday I will go, “That’s so strange, I don;’t even like McDonald’s, oh well, no reason to fight it”.  So, you know, if you see me wearing a bunch of rings soon you’ll know why.  Also, say hi, it’s creepy that you can see what I am wearing and I am unaware of it.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.