Tag: Model

So Mosh is still one of my most posted people here and that is because I adore Mosh.  I haven’t posted her in a long time though and it’s kind of a symptom of her career.  Good for her, bad for me.  She seems to have grown into this space where she is modeling for people and their clothing lines like Dita Von Teese and so on, so it’s apparently good enough that she needs to or has less time to spend online on social media.  It has been years since she has been on Tumblr or Deviant art, I have heard her site hasn’t been updated in years and even her instagram which is active is sparse.  So she’s working a lot but apparently is not at the level of fame where I can count on the internet to aggregate photos of her for me.  Not like mainstream models who have countless fans saving pictures and sharing them.  So you know, she doesn’t show up much because as badly as I want there to be new pictures of Mosh there aren’t really.  Even her tag is mostly dead and once upon a time it used to always have that little 10+ next to her name when I logged in.  It’s sad for me. Mostly.  But this weekend she posted some stuff on Instagram about some new stuff for Dottie’s Delights and I have spent more time than I care to admit getting pictures from said stuff.  And mixing in some old stuff because Mosh is just beautiful.  So, so beautiful.  I love looking at her, I love her style.  I just love everything about her and it turns out I really needed more Mosh in my life.  So here she is, as beautiful as ever because today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

So years ago, when my dear friend and renown Brazilian Lady Killer @lunoboom was trying to sell me on Barbara Palvin, she described her real magic as being that she could look ridiculously sexy and completely innocent and neither seemed foreign at all to her.  As a matter of fact I just looked it up because I quoted her in the first post I ever made about Barbara, she said “I think Barbara is beyond gorgeous, what intrigues me the most is how she can be angelic, sweet & cute but then she can also turn into this sexy, hot little devil”.  Which is pretty accurate.  And I was thinking about that and about my friend the other day when Barbara was at the launch of her new bra?  Or a bra designed for her?  Whatever it was, she was wearing a shirt that was undone to her bully button, which makes sense, she was showing off the bra, but the entire time was able to look either smolderingly sexy or completely innocent like having her shirt wide open was not only normal but sweet and it never even occurred to her someone might be looking in a less than pure way.  It’s kind of impressive.  Her face is so expressive and does such a good job of conveying personality that I get why so many people were so taken with her once upon a time and kept asking why I had never posted her so I had to seek out a friend to explain the appeal.  I do get the appeal now.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So Emily DiDonato is doing Christmas stuff for Yamamay and I fully approve on account of liking Emily DiDonato and really liking Christmas Lingerie.  That second one I don’t know why, I just always have.  I don’t have some heartwarming story about childhood.  Or even some really scary creepy story about childhood, which is what I imagine it would actually be if I could trace a love of Christmas lingerie to be 5 years old.  No, I just like it.  I love Christmas.  I really don’t know past that.  Anyway, she looked great because she always does so today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Gigi Hadid, who I have thought about posting a lot since the last time I posted her, whenever that was.  Like, i don’t specifically remember, I just remember there were a lot of times I almost posted Gigi Hadid (like when she 100% stole my look recently.  Well… my hypothetical look, the way I have always said I would dress if i could find that coat.  My point is, as always, everyone wants to be like me.  I’m a trend setter.) Anyway, something always comes up and maybe part is fear of the wrath of @thunderstormofoblivion who feels this sort of possessiveness over Gigi.  Either way, I am no fool so I don’t purposefully try to cross people, especially ones I am 100% certain would fight dirty.  Anyway, I am taking the risk today because Gigi has done two photoshoots in the past week that I just thought were stunning.  So I can’t deny here anymore.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

There were lots of people to post today.  I went back and forth and there are like 5 people who I kind of wish I could post but Doutzen Kroes is here.  I read an interview about her attempts to save the Elephants which is awesome but if I am going to be honest it’s here stuff with Hunkemöller that sold me.  If you are curious about stuff I care about most people don’t, I am glad she is working whit them cause the H&M stuff just wasn’t cutting it.  It was boring.  Hunkemöller though… they have really put together some great stuff.  Both clothing wise and shoots wise.  So largely Doutzen Kroes is here because her stomach is nuts.  Just nuts.  And like, of course it is, she’s a highly paid model but I do want to point out, as always, she is the mother of two and has been called “over the hill” by dicks online.  Those people are wrong, she is amazing and today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

I have kinda meant to post Chanel Iman for like… oh, since this blog started. Like, there have been time I almost have but it never happens.  That happens sometimes, especially with models cause I kinda have to connect with them but also unless you are actively kind of seeking out a model, you don’t necessarily see a lot of her.  I almost posted her when I watched Dope but her scene in that was purposefully unsexy by the end so… well, she’s here.  The Glamour Women of the Year awards were last night and she wore a very shiny dress that looked great.  And she looked great!  And it’s well past time I should have posted her, I mean, I have all these pictures!  So today I want to fuck Chanel Iman.

So there was some stuff going on this weekend and I liked some of the pictures coming out of it but I am not going that direction, I am instead posting model and photographer Hannah Ray.  Not too long ago someone asked me if I had seen how good her recent work was and my answer was, “Well, yeah but it’s always good”.  Because it is.  It’s impressive how good it often is.  I recommend her blog if you have never checked it out.  I mean, not her tubmlr, though that is certainly well worth checking out, but her blog blog because I find it very interesting, aseptically if you go back as a way.  Anyway, I have no special insights here, she is just who I am posting because I really enjoy her work.  Both her modeling and her other photography and let’s be honest, her fashion sense is also pretty fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

Hey, happy Sunday every one, hope you enjoyed your extra hour of sleep if that applies.  If it doesn’t I hope you’re seething with jealousy that I got extra time.  None of this relates to this post but hey, do you like good music?  Do you like horrible music and want to improve yourself?  Well, my dear friend @wildflagsure has a radio show located here that starts in just about a half an hour, noon on the East Coast of the only place that really matters.  You should check it out, she promises to rage about Darius and the Persians as little as possible. Anyway, here is Emily Ratajkowski because she was at the Breeder’s Cup and wow that dress.  I saw thumbnails and i was like, that’s nice.  Then I saw it closer and wow.  She looks so good.  She always does.  It’s the model thing mixed with the good lord can she pick a dress.  I could have some story here about being a kid and my dad teaching me to bet on horses but instead I will just request Pale Green Things on @wildflagsure‘s radio show and you should listen to that.  Sweet.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

It’s been a slow week as far as celebrity pictures go but then along came pictures of Miranda Kerr in Elle Canada and I am pretty thankful for that because they looked good and give me someone to post.  Now, there are people who like Miranda Kerr a lot more than me so I always feel a little bad posting her.  Then I feel bad saying that because it sounds like I am saying I don’t like her, that’s not true, she’s very pretty, there are just people way more passionate about her and I feel like I am stealing a little bit.  Like, you know, if you were into some band that no one had heard of, then they get a little bigger and now some cool kid is into the band and it becomes the cool kid’s thing.  It is kind of stealing from you, like it was your thing and maybe you should be getting a little credit for that.  And yeah, I’m the cool kind in this scenario because let’s be honest, of course I am.  You can try to argue it but… well, no one is going to follow your blog to read about it.  What I am saying is I feel bad because obviously my life is so rich and full I don’t need it, I feel like I am stealing from the poor, huddled common folk.  Anyway, this post isn’t specifically about self congratulatory arrogance, well, no more than any post on a blog about my libido and how much people want to know about it is, it’s about Miranda Kerr.  She looked good.  She often does but the one thing that always strikes me about her is how right her outfits tend to look.  Red carpet or shoots and she isn’t choosing the stuff in shoots so I assume she has some special ability to just make anything look perfect.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

Thank God for Emily Ratajkowski.  So, I know there were some Halloween parties last night but the costumes have been sparse and I basically blame LACMA, which held some formal dress gala like some sort of giant Halloween Grinch.  Why do you and Entertainment Weekly want to ruin Halloween, LACMA?  Why?  Well, luckily there is always Emily Ratajkowski who I assume must keep Halloween in her heart all year round.  I mean, last year she went as Marge Simpson and it was not a sexy costume and this year she has been sick all week and I am not even sure about the event she went to, I just know that she is the only celebrity I saw there and for as I know she was the only one there in a costume.  So she wins, for being all about Halloween.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.