Tag: Model

So recently someone identified a pattern to my posts as going: talks about hot girl, digresses about some issue of philosophy and metaphysics, mentions girl is hot again, done.  Now, I would like to point out this is most likely a phenomena called Apophenia but I won’t.  Because this is a Pigeon Foo post and I would point out I never go off on digressions with her, instead I give you rock solid, 100% accurate Foo Facts.  So here is Pigeon Foo and here is Foo Fact #1.  She can slam dunk a basketball from a standstill.  She won’t but she can.  So don’t bother to ask her to do it or anything, she won’t.  She thinks it’s showy and that isn’t who she is.  Foo Fact #2.  She could beat your dad in a fight.  I am sorry, I know this will be upsetting to some but it’s just the truth, you’ll have to just accept it.  I mean, don’t worry, she probably won’t, she just can.  She’s not some Rabid Dad Beater just going from town to town beating up people’s dads.  She could be, but she’s not.  Foo Fact #3.  She’s still not over Silent Hills. Foo Fact #4. She keeps Halloween in her heart all year round.  Foo Fact #5.  She would kill you and everyone you hold dear to become a Sailor Scout.  So there you go, irrefutable Foo Facts and proof that I am not at all falling into some sort of pattern.  Anyway, if you’d like to learn more about Pigeon Foo please visit your local library or follow her @pigeonfoo.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I was going to post someone else then I saw a bunch of new Doutzen Kroes stuff and I guess now I am posting Doutzen Kroes.  Because I guess she’s that pretty.  Yes, I am going to go ahead and declare the famous and successful model to be pretty.  I figured it out.  Go me.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Barbara Palvin has stood out quite a few times recently as looking really good at this event or that but somehow hasn’t been posted.  She especially stood out in Paris at the L’Oreal Gold whatever event.  I can’t remember exactly what it was called.  She looked amazing there though.  Either way, she didn’t show up and today I am correcting that.  She’s really been on quite a nice run since the Venice Film Festival.  I would say even the looks I am not huge on she herself has looked fantastic.  I mean, I guess that’s not stunning, really popular model looks good even in not so great clothing.  That’s a model’s whole job, to make us go, “Wow, she looks good.  Maybe I’d look that good in those pants”.  Then you get home and it’s like, man, is this part supposed to stick out?  These did not fit like this in those pictures I saw.  So you know, here’s Barbara Palvin because she’s good at deceiving us into thinking pants with red polka dots are a good choice.  Very tricky.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Emily Ratajkowski was at the private opening of a club in London and I don’t know anything about all of that, I just know I loved the dress she wore and she looked absolutely beautiful.  Just amazing.  I just loved everything about it, her make up, the whole look, she looked fantastic.  And it meant even though I have nothing else to say but that I am posting her today.  She looked too good for me to consider anyone else.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Doutzen Kroes is in Paris for Paris Fashion week and has been at a few things, walked for a thing and mostly I didn’t like the fashion of the stuff she was at.  Not really her fault.  I did however, like the way she looked just walking around Paris in this coat with shiny buttons but was told she was ugly and looked like a man.  Because she was wearing a pants suit.  So here are a bunch of pictures of Doutzen Kroes doing, what I can only describe as looking like a man.  This blog is about dudes now, here’s the first one cause today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So Miranda Kerr arrived at Milan for the fashion week there and she has looked pretty good.  Thus I have posted her with what I have of that and a couple of older things because… I like them.  I knew what older pics I’d grab actually.  I tend to like her sense of fashion, something about it clicks with me, so I am often on the look out for what she’ll wear either on the red carpet or out and about.  Anyway, that is why she is here.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

Sorry to post Emily Ratajkowski again so soon but she’s just dominated New York’s Fashion Week so it was kind of inevitable.  She has looked fantastic and is showing up so often I could have posted all new pictures of her that have appeared since the last time I posted her, which was by the way, this week.  I could have.  I didn’t.  Tim Gunn may not like her dress but let’s be honest, he doesn’t have the same prurient interest in it that I an the people who will reblog this do.  Now, I realize I just used that phrase as if it were a positive but that’s because this is a prurient positive blog.  Maybe I’m the first one.  Either way, I will say I don’t see anything particularly lascivious about the dress, I mean, there are certainly boobs but like… well showing skin isn’t vulgar in and of itself and I guess I also don’t think there is anything wrong with wanting to even look appealing in that way.  I don’t think Emily Ratajkowski went outside that day saying, “I can’t wait to turn a bunch of dudes on,” which is, honestly no doubt what she is really being accused of here, but the truth is even if she did so what?  I guess I take issue with the idea that it’s ok for us to lust after women but it’s not ok with them to want us to lust after them.  And maybe that isn’t what Tim Gunn is accusing her of, he seems pretty sharp a lot of the time but you know, I know it’s what a lot of people are doing.  I’ll be honest, if my boobs looked that good you guys have no idea how hard I would work to make sure you cold alway see them, so it’s really hard to care that it might be going on with a woman who is, by the way, paid to look good in general.  I digress.  She can do whatever she wants, I find Emily Ratajkowski to be a smart, thoughtful woman but more importantly I don’t give a fuck what people do as long as it doesn’t hurt someone else.  And the honest truth is it isn’t hurting you to be offended, that’s usually your issue.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Truth be told, Emily Ratajkowski would have been posted yesterday if I had waited just a few minutes to post.  I don’t regret writing about a movie and actress I liked, I just finally saw the gown she wore to the Harper’s Bazaar party and mind blown.  I am a big fan of Fashion Week for lots of reasons but a big one is that so many celebrities show up and given it’s all about fashion they pull out all the stops and we get to see some great stuff.  New York especially seems to benefit, though that might just be my American centric view.  Maybe all sorts of Italian celebrities are at Milan but I never see them because they never enter the media landscape I observe.  Who knows.  New York is for me, the biggest of the big four.  And even since yesterday Emily has shown up multiple places and looked excellent but man that dress is… well, it’s an eyeball scorcher.  I don’t think most people could ever pull it off but her body is pretty amazing and I’m willing to admit it swayed me.  She just looked great so here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So I knew I might post Gigi Hadid today when I saw her yesterday at the Fashion Media Awards.  Now, my friend @thunderstormofoblivion is going to protest this because for some reason she claims she has dibs here.  Which is ridiculous because I expressly remember her messaging me telling me it was my fault she was so into Gigi Hadid because I kept posting and reblogging her so much. No really a leg for her to stand on but… well, I am not greedy, I am willing to share her.  I think there is enough to go around.  And I realize that could be misread because this is the internet but get your mind out of the gutter, I just mean there is no reason why we can’t both desire her and you know, let her choose if we ever meet her.  Anyway, pictures of the event are somehow not that plentiful yet so I had to go with not a lot to choose from, so I just said fuck it and grabbed other pictures of her around New York this past week and will tell myself it’s all Fashion Week related.  She has looked good either way.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.