Tag: Model

So Emily Ratajkowski is going to be on the cover of Glamour from the issue I posted Kate Upton stuff from yesterday.  Big issue for me I guess.  I knew this yesterday and liked the pictures, I just liked Kate’s more.  What I did not know is that Emily Ratajkowski wrote the piece that went with her pictures and so I read that this morning.  It is right here if you want it.  Honestly, it’s nothing ground breaking or new and that’s kind of sad.  Not because I think she should have done more, it’s just sad that it’s the same thing I have heard a million times before and I am pretty sure someone will comment telling her to show us her tits when they read it.  I just happen to like that she has opinion and is willing to express them.  I also like that I often agree with them but she seems thoughtful and intelligent and I respect that.  So I enjoyed reading it, I enjoyed that she wrote it, and I think she is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Kate Upton is going to be in the upcoming Galmour and she just looks fantastic in the shoot.  The only complaint I have seen at all is that she is wearing too much but you know…  she’s like half naked in a few of the pictures and it’s the October issue.  Bikinis don’t make sense there.  Anyway, because I love to tweak people here is Kate Upton wearing a lot of clothing.  I mean, I have some gifs of her in almost nothing and they are fantastic but today you don’t get that.  I don’t know why I have this urge to be obnoxious but I do.  It’s part of who I am.  It’s nice to have Kate back though.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Candice Swanepoel who is pregnant at the moment.  Like I often do, I secretly slipped in a picture of her in such a state, see if you can figure out which on it is!  It’s a fun game.  Anyway, I bring this up because not too long ago I saw her basically have to say online that if you dislike pictures of pregnant women or you think women look gross when they are pregnant you are free to unfollow her.  Which seems pretty obvious to me, that you know, you’re welcome to your opinion so if for some reason the reproductive cycle bothers you why not avoid it?  But for some reason, a lot of people’s response I guess is to leave mean comments.  Which makes sense, since all social media is opt in, you have to follow her, clearly she’s a monster for making you do that and then continue to do so?  Look, I don’t get people who seem to think the world exists to cater to their whims.  It just confuses me.  Like, what was their childhood like because mine was basically lesson after lesson that no one gives two fucks about what I want, so I am just imaging spoiled kids in short pants with giant lollipops with mothers telling them no one came to their birthday party because they’re all so jealous.  Which is reductive, they probably aren’t all losers, some of them are probably quite popular assholes.  But it makes me feel better.  Anyway, that’s a side track, Candice happens to be pregnant but she’s just here because I saw that first picture of her and was like, hey she sure is beautiful.  That’s it.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Pigeon Foo who frankly, hasn’t shown up enough recently on this blog. I dunno why.  Other people have told me they find her intimidating.  Which I full get, do you have any idea how many people she has killed with her bare hands?  No?  Me either because once you get past about a dozen or so of anything the human mind can’t really conceive of something.  It’s like you just know it’s a lot, you can’t really picture 300 M&Ms and if you see a pile of them it could be 300 or 3000, your brain just is not good at that.  Same with the wake of grieving widows left behind in Pigeon Foo’s wake.  Like, sure she killed her sensei in a duel, we know that much but what else do we know?  So I get why people are intimidated of the 5 foot tall model who I once saw declare her workout routine to be “McDonald’s and Naps”.  Obviously she could reach right through tumblr and end you.  That said, she probably wouldn’t.  I have over the years asked her a staggering number of stupid questions, including once asking her if her fighting style was Foo Fu or Pigeon Fu, when obviously it’s Pigeon Fu.  What am, an idiot?  But she was very sweet because she is.  Lethal and sweet.  Just don’t be a dick.  Anyway, here she is which sent me on a no nipple quest as I am likely the only person on the planet clicking on thumbnails and going, “Dammit, nipple”.  Some of you give me crap about my no nudity rule but I don’t know how you see it but this blog is for the children.  I teach the children.  Thus only mostly dressed models who get naked.  Anyway, here is Pigeon Foo, who can be found on her blog here @pigeonfoo and here @pigeonfooperch.  Also, most of these pictures were taken by @h-o-l-l-o-w-2-5 and that’s worth following, too, but you know, not for the children.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I actually thought I was going to post someone else today until I got to a bunch of pictures of Barbara Palvin at the Venice Film Festival and honestly, her coming down the huge staircase in front of her hotel… well, she looked like some kind of fairy princess.  And I mean that in the best way.  I am not sure if there is a bad way but I am pretty sure if there is Tumblr would point it out.  And you know, there is that line from a song by the Coup where they say Princesses are evil, they got their money by killing people.  I am relatively certain Barbara Palvin’s money comes from modeling, the non lethal kind.  Anyway, she looked like a Disney Princess or something.  Something out of a movie, not something just at some mundane film festival.  She looked gorgeous and adorable and so I am posting her because today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Here is Emily DiDonato because… she’s really pretty and so I wanted to post her.  It’s that simple.  I mean, she did some pictures for POP Magazine but those didn’t make the cut so I am not sure that actually is the reason.  I mean, I like her eyes.  I like the clothes she models quite often.  I don’t have great reasons.  It’s summer, I’m busy, and this was my whim today.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is famed Russian spy and model Anastasia Scheglova.  I have bemoaned the lack of pictures this month from the celebrity set in general.  There have been some but it has been a mostly slow month.  Which was probably a good thing for me since I was so into the Olympics anyway.  But among those really putting in the effort is Anastasia Scheglova.  She is very attractive but unfortunately I don’t have a single follower who is into her.  I am the only one. It’s unfortunate but not a single one you likes her so no one will reblog her.  I guess that means I get dibs.  Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

Here’s Doutzen Kroes, who of all the people I have seen anonymous assholes online declare too old, is my favorite.  Yes, she is my favorite old woman. Which is me again harping that point but man, if you want to see women just savage other womens bodies, faces, and lif choices, go somewhere on the internet where they are discussing models.  It’s pretty disgusting the number of people who have one model they like and the only way they know how to show their appreciation is to say the meanest things possible about all other women on the planet.  Now, part of this is likely related to models and people whoa re obsessed with them, it’s very image conscious but I have come to realize it’s something deeper, it’s this flawed belief that life is a zero sum game.  You know people who think this way, who when something good happens to someone else they are just filled with unhappiness.  The idea of someone getting something they don’t have just throws them into a rage because they cannot comprehend a world where they aren’t just constantly clamoring for their own personal attention and gain and anything good that happens to someone else is a slight against them.  I mean, holy fuck am I glad no one told me I was special as a child because I never think that stuff is about me.  I never think anything is about me.  It seems like an unhappy way to live and it is depressing to see because the real truth is you can like one girl and like… that’s it.  It shouldn’t effect anything else you feel about any other girl.  There is no hidden competition.  There are no points and no prize at the end if you say the meanest thing about the girls you see as some sort of competition.  Also, for the record, Doutzen Kroes is stunningly beautiful.  That’s all.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here’s Alexis Ren cause she sure is pretty, right?  I am not sure why she was on my mind other than having a day planned outside and it’s going to be hot so man, being at the pool or the beach would be nice.  But I am not going to be.  She gets to be.  In these pictures at least.  It looks pleasant.  She is very pretty.  I really don’t have a lot more to say than that.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

Sorry, no athlete today.  What can break the streak?  Well, Emily Ratajkowski. She was at, and this is what I can find it being called in the news, “A special Event for UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon presented by Brett Ratner”.  I don’t even know what to make of all that nonsense and it probably is best to just not think about it too hard.  Anyway, she looked nice.  The dress isn’t even that great I guess but Emily Ratajkowski would look good in a burlap sack so it doesn’t matter.  It was enough to pry my eyes from the Olympics at least for a little bit.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.