Tag: Model

Here is Model and Photographer and likely genius Hannah Ray.  I say genius because she has not only come up with a way to make money with photography in an era where it is increasingly difficult to do so, she may have come up with the BEST way to make money with photography.  I would explain it but frankly there is an article right here that can do it better.  Now, i don’t want to imply what she does is easy by talking about how awesome it is because modeling is not easy.  Photography is not easy, making an awesome blog like she has is not easy (also two tumblrs Captain Hanski and Hannah Ray Ninja).  But there is some serious respect that needs to be given to anyone who can do not only great work but find an innovative way to do it.  Which is really why she is here today, because he work is beautiful and impressive and I enjoy it a lot and I am kind of just fascinated with the business side of it.  I am forever impressed by independent artists and how hard and creatively they work to make a living.  So today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

I have been out enjoying the sun all weekend and so went with maybe the easiest thing to post today, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini.  Pictures of Candice Swanepoel in swimwear might be our most abundant natural resources.  If we could generate electricity from them we would enter a new golden age. Now, by and large I find bikinis boring, at least I find the idea that that is what you want to see a girl in boring.  Clothing is often way more interesting than no clothing.  But aside from the lot of skin factor I can get the appeal sometimes.  The beach is one of my favorite places on Earth. And I don’t think it’s a mistake that you rarely see a model modeling a bikini in front of a blank white drop cloth.  That would show off the bikini as well, right?  But it wouldn’t sell people one what you’re really selling them, which is a ticket to paradise.  Not Eddie Money style but that this bikini is just going to be a key part of your trip to the most wonderful place on earth.  And so when I post someone in a bikini it is usually like that.  Because I am a sucker for it to.  Candice Swanepoel is hot but man the beach is great.  Together I guess it’s like peanut butter and chocolate.  Whatever, I am rambling.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So I had a sex dream last night.  Not about Rosie Jones.  As a matter of fact it was about a person I would largely say I feel no attraction to.   As a matter of fact I twice went to post her today, thinking, well, it does seem what my brain wants, I do keep thinking about that dream and then I go look at pictures and it’s like, man, I am not attracted to this girl at all (I am keeping the name not mentioned just because I didn’t start this blog to start talking about how unattractive people are.  If you really want to know send me an ask).  The mysteries of my brain.  I mean this exact thing doesn’t happen to me all the time, I don’t have that many sex dreams, I am not whole-lies-and-half-smiles.  But like so I am thinking about this and then for some reason Rosie Jones popped into my head.  There is no relation there to anything (well other than the fact that Rosie Jones is a model and whole-lies-and-half-smiles is obsessed with models) but she just popped into my head.  Cause that’s how my brain works.  And the world knows I really like English girls.  So here she is.  And one more point fo rmy brain, I selected the last picture 100% because I have a friend who want her to see those shoes.  And I was like, oh, these shoes, she needs to see these, I think she’ll really like them.  Then I realized I am the only person looking at English Glamour Models going, “But how are her shoes”?  In fairness this is the same brain that tells me at least twice a day, “Don’t be a pussy, you can make that jump easy,” so you know, my brain is a fucking idiot. Irregardless today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I always feel slightly like a traitor when I post Miranda Kerr.  Or maybe not a traitor but a thief.  I have people I am close to who like Miranda Kerr way more than I do.  Maybe I just feel like a tourist.  I want to say class tourist cause it’s the same feeling as being one of those people who pretends to be poor because they think poor is cool but this more like… a libidinal tourist.  Because Miranda Kerr is obviously gorgeous but it feels inappropriate to post her because someone else likes her more.  And I guess that makes me a poser. But today I am a poser because she is really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

So I guess there were lots of options as to who I might post today,
certainly i know some people expected soccer related stuff and I loved
seeing the US win but… here is Kendall Jenner.  Because I saw some
pictures of her backstage during Fashion Week in Paris and she looked
really good.  Then I saw pictures of her on the catwalk and she looked
really good.  So here are those pictures and other ones.  There isn’t a
lot else to say, she’s got beautiful bone structure in her face.  Today I
want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

So Emily Ratajkowski was at a party thing yesterday and there was a pool and she looked good but man, so did the pool.  I could use the pool or the beach guys.  I can feel it calling to me this year.  Just a couple of weeks away.  I can feel it in my bones.  Anyway, Emily Ratajkowski is largely here because she is gorgeous but also because you know, water.  It’s a whole complex thing.  I would get into it more but I am not sure i can bullshit on this subject anymore.  Just have a good end to the weekend.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Emily DiDonato just cause really.  I mean, she did a photoshoot for Maxim that is pretty good for sure but I am basically just posting her cause she’s pretty and i am pretty out of it. I couldn’t fall asleep last night to save my life mainly cause I couldn’t stop thinking about how I would take over Finland in the 790′s.  It’s things like this of course that make my blog so popular, my problems are universal problems. Anyway, she is quite pretty and so.. uh here she is.  Ok, fair enough, people follow me for my eloquence as well.  Today I want ot fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Claire Sinclair who I have only posted twice before.  If I was being honest I would have thought it was more because I happen to find her very attractive.  It’s been a long time since i posted her, I know this because I was introduced to her by one of my early followers, someone who I really enjoyed communicating with on Tumblr but she eventually deleted and disappeared into the winds and who knows where she is.  Such is the nature of the internet.  She’s been disappeared for a really long time so if she is the reason I know who Claire Sinclair is then it’s been a really long time since i posted her the first time.  She does hit a sweet spot for me, seeing as she has a Vegas show called Pin Up and I do love Pin Ups.  Pictures of her where she isn’t naked are a bit hard to find, which may be why she’s only been here twice before.  Not that her being naked is bad, it looks rather nice, it’s just not for my blog.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Clair Sinclair.

So I make friends on tumblr which is nice because otherwise you’re the quiet loner and man the media always has a field day with quiet loners.  Anyway, one of my tumblr friends thunderstormofoblivion has a bunch of major tests coming up because in her country they let you graduate and then torture you with a month of studying for the most important tests of your life.  It sounds stressful.  I mean, I couldn’t do it.  I haven’t studied for a test in years and was always kind of sloppy.  I basically always got by on a combination of devastatingly good looks and boundless charisma but it would be unfair for me to expect anyone else to be able to do that.  So other people have to study and… well, I was going to say you should send her an ask wishing her a good luck but I guess that could be distracting?  I don’t know, think happy thoughts?  She probably doesn’t need good luck, winners make their own luck.  I posted Gigi Hadid because I happen to like her but thunderstormofoblivion is obsessed with her.  Again, this seemed like a good idea but now I am realizing what a distraction it could be, so I have to make up some shit on the fly here.  That is that study breaks are crucially important.  According to statistics I just made up stress is the number one killer across the globe.  So sometimes you need to relax and look at pictures of Gigi Hadid.  So anyone reading this just relax, look at these pictures, because it might just save your life.  You’re welcome.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

It’s not raining yet but man does it look like it wants to.  It’s foreboding enough I am reluctant to go outside lest I get caught in a downpour.  I am not anit-rain as a thing, sometimes rainy days are  a great excuse to stay inside and read comic books or play a board game or whatever.  One days where you’d really like to walk to the park though rain is less than ideal.  I think that’s why I posted Alexis Ren.  Because the beach sounds so appealing right now, it has all year, it has been on my mind.  I have meditated on modeling and what makes us connect with some models and not others before, especially when writing bout Alexis Ren.  She is of course a minor phenomena on tumblr in that tumblr loves her and she really owes the level of popularity she has to it.  So I have wondered what it is about her work that makes her stand out.  Not because I don’t get it, I get it, but because I tend to wonder why a lot.  Modeling often makes me think in that it goes beyond “Pretty girl is pretty” but I have a really hard time figuring out what it is.  Recently I saw someone post looking at her pictures made it seem like she’d be really fun to hangout with.  I get the impulse, there is something about her work that conveys a feeling.  For me my urge for the beach has less to do with sun and surf than it does with a feeling.  The beach was my favorite as a kid, this weird place of teenage independence I had nowhere else, the ability to wander to the boardwalk alone, to do as I would with my time, just freedom.  It is steeped in nostalgia for french fries and pit beef sandwiches, for taffy and arcade games, for flirting clumsily when my pack of friends would cross another pack of people our age. And I think a good model gives you a lot of room to project, cause those are very specific memories that I can’t imagine Alexis Ren evokes in anyone else but I think what she is good at is evoking an idea, a very Americana one at that, which is summer vacation and beaches and California and just this sense of how our youths were spent.  Well, some of us.  Those of us who no doubt connect with it. So I am posting her because she is hot but also because it is going to rain and I would rather be 100 miles away at the beach than caught inside reading X-Men comics.  So today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.