Tag: Model

So Gigi Hadid wore this jacket yesterday to some sort of MuchMusic awards and it has her last name across the back and it immediately made me think of boxing robes.  I am going to go ahead and say I love this outfit even though I know there are lot of people who are not fans.  I love it because it makes me think of boxing robes and to be perfectly honest I would love to own a nice silk boxing robe with a hood.  It would be mainly red with gold trim.  It would have my goofy little star in the back, googly eyes and everything.  ON the left breast would be a big question mark or maybe the word “Who” with a question mark after it in gold.  If Gigi Hadid wearing this dress gets me one step closer to this being acceptable attire in public then I am 100% for it and you should be to.  Now, I am sure there are some people who see no appeal in me getting to walk around in a big silk robe but those people are dangerously boring.  Once upon a time I complained there really aren’t fruit sandwiches.  There should be.  Instead of mayo or mustard we could use like, cream cheese and load it up with kiwi and blueberries and stuff.  Someone said, “Isn’t pie basically a fruit sandwich”?  The answer is, of course, no.  It is not and people who think that was are dangerously unimaginative.  They are the kind of people who cannot picture a world being any different than it is.  They live under the oppressive cloud of now, they cannot envision a better world and thus they lose hope.  If there is nothing better to hope for why hope at all?  These people will eventually take it out on others.  These people will, even if they would find a watermelon and strawberry sandwich amazing, do everything in their power to stop you from making one.  Be wary of these people.  So I am posting Gigi Hadid today not just because she is beautiful but because she is a beautiful dreamer.  We should all embrace this so one day we might be wearing kick ass robes and eating fruit sandwiches and drinking Margaritas.  Margaritas won’t be new but they’ll still be delicious and you don’t just have to go around changing everything like some kind of maniac.  Just some things.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Here is Candice Swanepoel in jeans cause I started choosing pictures and I noticed they both had her in jeans and it was like fuck it, there must be a few photos of her in actual clothing.  Well, I found some.  In clothes.  And it makes no sense because it’s hot as fuck outside so why didn’t I go the easier bikini route?  I don’t know.  Look guys, I am tired, I am hot, and I am distracted by videos about Fallout 4.  Now, I started to write about the comforting embrace of fascism and how it rules more of our life than we know but that’s a bummer and sometimes even I can’t tie that kind of bullshit into what I am posting.  I mean, she has blonde hair and blue eyes I guess but boy does that go down a strange path.  Better to stick to jeans instead of genes if you know what i mean.  Candice looks very nice wearing jeans.  She is remarkably pretty and is still stalking me as at least once a week she sends me pictures of herself and calls it a “catalog” or an “in store event invitation”.  I am flattered.  And a little tempted.  I just don’t know what the next move is to be honest.  Do I send back pictures of my self?  I am way too lazy to put together an entire catalog.  My ask box is open if you have suggestions to help my self delusion.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Lass Suicide and… I don’t know why exactly.  I mean, I know why, because she is pretty.  I am just not sure why I started thinking of her today and decided I needed to post her.  I posted her once a long time ago but she is not a major part of my life.  Or even a minor one.  I know the Suicide Girls as a thing are like a big deal in a lot of circles but I have never really cared all that much.  She is one of the handful of them that I happen to know who she is.  So I guess that probably says a lot.  Like in the slew of girls who show up on my dash she stood out enough that I learned her name and recognize her.  Which makes sense because he is very pretty.  I just don’t know why my brain decided to think of her today, usually i can point to some sort of cause.  I can’t.  But here she is.  Today I want to fuck Lass Suicide.

I actually was thinking I was going to post someone else today but then for some reason my mind started wandering thinking about Gigi Hadid.  This is in part because my dear follower thunderstormofoblivion graduated today and she keeps talking about Gigi Hadid.  Also in part because the weather is nice and who doesn’t love the beach?  So here are pictures of Gigi Hadid that make me think of the beach and the summer and all those wonderful things. But also… you know,, swimsuits are nice sometimes.  This is one of those times.  Wish my friend congrats on graduation if you feel so inclined, enjoy these pictures, have a nice day.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Gigi Hadid almost got posted yesterday.  I wrote my post yesterday and went out the door for work.  I forgot to actually hit post.  I got home and realized this and I was already looking at pictures for the day and hit post just as I was about to see Gigi Hadid at the amfAR Gala.  Had I waited a few minutes I would have just scrapped the post and posted Gigi instead.  It was a good dress but more it felt like kismet.  My buddy thunderstormofoblivion informed me on Wednesday that she is now obsessed with Gigi Hadid and it’s my fault. Now, I feel like this is a little unfair, sure I reblog a fair number of pictures of Gigi Hadid on my second blog (whoiwanttofucktodayreblogs if you are curious) but I feel like a fair amount of the blame falls on Gigi Hadid’s shoulders cause she is the one who looks so good in said pictures.  That said, I love this development because I love getting people into new girls.  I am sure this is some sort of power thing, I just enjoy the influence over people.  First this blog, then some step I haven’t thought of yet, then world domination. So since Gigi has been talked about so much in my life in private and great pictures showed up… even though it’s the next day she’s still on my mind.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Pigeon Foo and I  have been following each other for nearly 3 years.  I know roughly how long because she started following me because I posted Sara Fabel.  Lucky moment for me and she is a generally private person so I hope I am not stepping over the line when I am sharing these important FooFacts that I have gathered from the years of following her and sending asks.  I think they are important because they illustrate why she is so great.  Pigeon Foo once wrestled a bear with her bare hands.  She did this simply so she could cleverly use the words bear and bare in the same sentence. She traveled to Asia for a secret underground martial arts tournament just to kill her former sensei in a duel.  She never said why.  She can lift a small car directly over her head.  Nothing too big but like a Volkswagen Bug or a Smartcar?  Right up over her head.  These are all true facts and absolutely not something I just made up on the spot because I am in a rush and couldn’t think of anything else to say.  If you don’t believe me you can ask her yourself.  Right here pigeonfoo.  She will absolutely confirm it.  Or she’ll do this thing where she acts all aloof like she doesn’t know what you’re talking about or like you’re crazy for believing me.  That;’s so her.  That’s how you’ll know it’s the truth. Because I called it here first.  Anyway, go look at her tumblr and follow her and stuff cause she’s great.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I haven’t posted Mosh in a while.  Like really only a few times in the past year, which is surprising because I used to post her so often.  I don’t really have a good reason for this.  She is still beautiful.  The work she does is still amazing. I think part of it is just a fact of how we operate with celebrities.  We don’t have a real relationship with them, not like with people we know.  You can get bored or move on because there isn’t a real connection there.  Nothing that keep renewing.  I think it is why we can sometimes be cruel in our assessment of the famous or semi-famous.  We end up dehumanizing even that which we love because it is so easy to.  They are not people they are more ideas to aspire to, things to want or covet or to emulate. This is strangely melancholy, I didn’t intend it that way, my brain just goes the way it goes.  Mosh is beautiful and that is why she is here.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Posting Alexis Ren is always a bit of work because there are so many pictures to choose from and when you have too much of a choice it can become difficult.  There is no excuse to select poorly and with someone like Alexis Ren.  By select poorly I mean I want to get pictures that embody what it is about her that is appealing, what it is that clicks and makes her so beloved to so many people on tumblr.  It would be easy to write that off as “hotness” but I am not sure that is really true because some models seem to connect with people better than others and the ones who are less popular it certainly isn’t because they are ugly.  As you get older you realize advertisers really only sell us a few things and sex isn’t one of them.  Sex is just what they use to distract you from what they are really selling.  I feel like those things are either lack of loneliness or nostalgia.  Every product out there they try to tell us will make you feel not so all alone or it will help you recapture that spark you lost years ago.  I feel like that is why Alexis Ren works as a model, because she embodies youth.  I don’t mean that in a creepy way but I mean a feeling of youth.  Not hers, yours.  Her best pictures embody this sort of happy, carefree teenagerdom that I think is appealing to even people in their early 20′s because we are all nostalgic for things that never even really happened.  Even for people who didn’t have the happiest childhood it is easy to remember the most exciting parts through rose tinted glasses and forget the responsibility and work and hard times that even teenagers have.  And that is the power of the best Alexis Ren pictures, the power to invoke an idyllic day on the beach with your friends that never actually happened but your brain will manage to twist enough that you can find a memory to fit it.  She will make you feel that again for a little bit and that will be nice.  Or I am projecting.  that is possible since I think the true power of models is often to be a blank slate for us to project onto, the best model can be everything for everyone just by existing. It probably doesn’t matter since most of you will reblog this without text.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

It seemed like an inevitability that I would end up posting Gigi Hadid eventually.  An inevitability because she keeps showing up everywhere.  Not just on tumblr but man a few months ago she just started popping everywhere, but she is just like… around.  This happens sometimes with models, they are kind of the next big thing or maybe the next next big thing.  Either way they suddenly become inescapable if you are the sort of person to notice them.  It helps she has a memorable name.  But once that happens I know it’s really likely they will show up here because if this blog has taught me anything it is that I am far more easily influenced than I’d like to think I am.   Who I post the most often isn’t just influenced by what human beings I find most attractive, it is also influenced by who is just the most accessible in the world.  There are celebrities I am very attracted to who don’t show up as many times as you’d think based on how attractive I consider them because they aren’t as omnipresent.  And you know, out of sight, out of mind.  So girls who are just seemingly everywhere are likely to show up a lot if I am at all attracted to them.  Gigi Hadid is attractive.  She is everywhere, thus it only makes sense some day I would be like, ok, wow, look at her.  Have to post her.  Today is that day.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

I logged in this morning to find my dash absolutely assaulted by pictures of Emily Ratajkowski.  Mainly in her underwear.  Or lingerie.  Whatever.  I should point out I am not complaining.  I would hope no one following me imagines me shaking my fist at the sky and cursing God because pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showed up.  But it’s the internet, you have to be careful, I just literally saw a guy implying women were throwing a temper tantrum because they would look to see a superhero movie staring a female hero.  And you’d think that sort of thing had to be a joke cause no one could say with a straight face that women are being greedy cause they aren’t satisfied with one that is planned far off in the future but it turns out this guy really did seem to believe that.  So I feel like I should express in very clear words that I am not complaining about picture of Emily Ratajkowski on my dash.  It is a good thing.  It is just also why I posted her because at that point I certainly couldn’t even remember anyone else’s name, She had to be posted.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.