Pigeon Foo and I have been following each other for nearly 3 years. I know roughly how long because she started following me because I posted Sara Fabel. Lucky moment for me and she is a generally private person so I hope I am not stepping over the line when I am sharing these important FooFacts that I have gathered from the years of following her and sending asks. I think they are important because they illustrate why she is so great. Pigeon Foo once wrestled a bear with her bare hands. She did this simply so she could cleverly use the words bear and bare in the same sentence. She traveled to Asia for a secret underground martial arts tournament just to kill her former sensei in a duel. She never said why. She can lift a small car directly over her head. Nothing too big but like a Volkswagen Bug or a Smartcar? Right up over her head. These are all true facts and absolutely not something I just made up on the spot because I am in a rush and couldn’t think of anything else to say. If you don’t believe me you can ask her yourself. Right here pigeonfoo. She will absolutely confirm it. Or she’ll do this thing where she acts all aloof like she doesn’t know what you’re talking about or like you’re crazy for believing me. That;’s so her. That’s how you’ll know it’s the truth. Because I called it here first. Anyway, go look at her tumblr and follow her and stuff cause she’s great. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.
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