I believe just last week I was speaking about my weakness for shiny objects.  Like, the least humane way to hunt racoon is make a small hole in a log, put something shiny inside and wait.  The Racoon will reach in and grab the shiny object but then his fist will be too big to pull out of the hole. The Racoon will actually stay there until he dies (or the unsporting hunter clubs him).  This is because when it comes to shiny things, racoons are predictable idiots.  What I am saying is my libido is a stupid animal that cannot turn away from shiny things.  So when I saw pictures of Taylor Swift performing in Tokyo in a skin tight shiny silver.. thing (I can’t think of the right word, I am distracted by Taylor Swift in a shiny silver thing) I knew she was going to be the pick today.  And it has been hours because I got busy today and just now was able to post.  And here she is because ooooooo, shiny!  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.