Tag: Model

Red Carpet Candice Swanepoel is always a rare treat so it was nice she showed up at Fashion Week this past week to help provide some red carpet action for us. It feels important to point out that as disgusting as it is, this woman had a baby just like two and a half months ago. Not the baby having being disgusting but that of course she looks like a woman who has never had a baby already. Which is impressive but doesn’t matter that much. I bring that up because a week after she had a baby the internet the swirls around models (which is often barely a step up from YouTube commenters) sure was criticizing how she looked post baby cause the had the audacity to go to the beach with her family. It doesn’t feel like it needs to be said but in general if you think that a woman needs to know your opinion of her body because she happens to be outside and have a body, you’re a piece of shit. If you think the world really needs to know that you think a woman daring to have a baby has ruined her body, you are like, even more of a piece of shit. I dunno what that is. Double shit maybe? My point is it’s all stupid but I am glad she has returned to the point where those people have even less of a leg to stand on. I mean, look, they’re trolls and not worth listening to but living well is the best revenge. And she looks stunning. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Hey guys, here is Pigeon Foo and I am 99% sure today is her birthday. It should be 100% but I am getting older and just can’t trust my memory anymore. Time is a real asshole like that, no matter what we do we keep getting older. Even Pigeon Foo, though she may be immortal. I am again, not sure. Either way it’s striking because when I first met her here on Tumblr she was just a scrappy young kid from the mean streets with nothing but her wits and her fists to survive. If I remember correctly she had to fight a series of garishly dressed street thugs who were mostly indistinguishable except sometimes they wore different colored vests and had different colored mohawks to even become a model. Now of course she beats all comers to retain her crown as uh… Pigeon Foo? Look, I’ll be honest, I only sort of know how modeling work and there might be some inaccuracies there but I think it’s mostly right. Either way, she’s impressive is what I am saying and it’s probably her birthday. I have like a 1/365 chance of being right. So wish her happy birthday just in case? She’s @pigeonfoo . So there you go. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Barbara Palvin was at a thing for Victoria’s Secret. I guess it has to do with the Fashion Show and who will get to be in it. Exciting we might get to see Barbara in it again. But really she just looked ridiculously good arriving for it. Like, unnaturally good for arriving at a building. It’s like shes’ a model or something. SO here she is. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Hey, so the new season of Sunny Famil Cult started and that means more Trew Mullen. Both on my TV and on my blog. I am more than happy to take any excuse to post her because she is gorgeous and talented and charming. I just find her engaging in her online presence and I like her in these shorts and I like her in these pictures. Today I want to fuck Trew Mullen.

Here is Darshelle Stevens because she cosplayed as Daphne Blake. That’s it. It doesn’t go deeper than that. I am sure some people will think it’s weird that I have an intense attraction to Daphne from Scooby Doo and first of all what kind of loser follows a weirdo like me, huh? Second, you’re not wrong. Yeah, it is weird but it’s not abnormal. I don’t mean that to be confusing but like yeah, it’s weird but I don’t think it’s uncommon at all for some of us to develop crushes on fictional characters in our youth. I feel like make believe people are much safer for us to project romantic feelings on as children. So I am not alone there. Maybe it’s a less crowded field in adulthood, especially those of us willing to admit it but Daphne is hot. And Darshelle Stevens’ Daphne is perfect. Both version. Don’t remember the less dressed one from the show but… still looks good to me. Today I want to fuck Darshelle Stevens.

Happy Monday everyone and enjoy your holiday if you’re one of us who gets one. If not sorry? I’d say you’re missing out but most Western countries get more days off than America so maybe you aren’t missing out. Anyway, enjoy it. Here is Robin Holzken cause she is pretty. That’s about it. Models are pretty. Water is wet. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.

Barbara Palvin is at the Venice Film festival which is pretty exciting because traditionally she looks fantastic in Venice. This seems like a strange stalker thing to say because how would I know which cities she looks best in but I promise you this is a strange regularly posting celebrities to a blog thing. I am of the opinion that Barbara Palvin has a passion for film. I say this because she always attends Cannes and she always attends the Venice Film Festival. Every year. As well, her instagram stories often have her watching some old movie or something. I could be coincidence, you can’t really know someone through social media but it seems like it might be a thing she is really into. Anyway, the result is she is always at the Venice Film Festival and usually is photographed all over Venice and I dunno what it is about the city but she always looks amazing in it. Maybe along with fashion and film she has a deep love for ancient mercantile empires. Boy, if that’s true Barbara Palvin is just a deeply fascinating human being. Can you imagine the dinner party conversation? Boy, who else has thoughts about the Duchy of Amalfi that they are going to share? Besides me I guess. Anyway, that last part is pure conjecture but maybe. She looked good though as she often does so today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Crypt TV released a supercut of season 2 of the Sunny Family Cult and it revealed to me that I didn’t see all of season 2. Well, that was a nice surprise. There was a moment that took out of the reality of the show though when Trew Mullen is getting picked on by some mean girls in the bathroom. It isn’t that I don’t believe that can happen. Teenage girls can be fucking vicious and the teenage member of a cult who is pretty quite and a little weird definitely is the sort of person who is an outsider, so that is ripe for picking on. But they seemed to be implying she was ugly as their main insult and I mean, come on. It’s a movie but come on. And insult needs to have some tiny bit of accuracy to really cut at someone. I mean, the best insults are when you can isolate someone’s core insecurities and expose them. They’ll do the rest of the work for you. Most people wear their insecurities on their shoulder so it’s just not hard to turn someone into a quivering mass. She’s a weird outsider, hit on the fact that she will never fit in and never be accepted. Boy that would work. Hmmm, I didn’t intend this post to be a public service announcement to improve your bullying when I started but I guess it ended up that way. Either way, while I find it easy to believe anyone can be insecure about their looks I am just struggling with the concept anyone would look at Trew Mullen and spot that as a weakness. Like, you’d go, “Oh, that’s girl is ugly, that’s real obvious thing about her”. But she was good in it as always, both the parts I had seen and the ones I hadn’t. Today I want to fuck Trew Mullen.

So there was a UNICEF event this weekend and Emily Ratajkowski was there and I thought she looked good. I am not sure about reactions on her dress but I feel like I could see people not loving it. It had a lot of elements I am a sucker for though so I liked it. She looked good. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Ani-Mia posted this picture of this black dress and I really like it. Like that’s just a fantastic dress. So I was thinking about her. Then she posted a picture of a porg dress and I should not like that. That is objectively not a good idea. A porg hood on the dress. But… I like it. So she’s here. I happen to find her attractive, I like her cosplay quite often (She has done my favorite Zatanna of all time which is impressive because Zatanna is relatively easy to cosplay and easy to look amazing cosplaying as. I know that sounds like faint praise but it’s such a flexible and classic look there is a bounty of good Zatanna cosplay out there and so for someone to rise to the top it has to be extremely impressive. Hers is), I like pretty dresses, I like pretty girls. She checks those boxes. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.