Red Carpet Candice Swanepoel is always a rare treat so it was nice she showed up at Fashion Week this past week to help provide some red carpet action for us. It feels important to point out that as disgusting as it is, this woman had a baby just like two and a half months ago. Not the baby having being disgusting but that of course she looks like a woman who has never had a baby already. Which is impressive but doesn’t matter that much. I bring that up because a week after she had a baby the internet the swirls around models (which is often barely a step up from YouTube commenters) sure was criticizing how she looked post baby cause the had the audacity to go to the beach with her family. It doesn’t feel like it needs to be said but in general if you think that a woman needs to know your opinion of her body because she happens to be outside and have a body, you’re a piece of shit. If you think the world really needs to know that you think a woman daring to have a baby has ruined her body, you are like, even more of a piece of shit. I dunno what that is. Double shit maybe? My point is it’s all stupid but I am glad she has returned to the point where those people have even less of a leg to stand on. I mean, look, they’re trolls and not worth listening to but living well is the best revenge. And she looks stunning. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.