This feels like a pretty good way to close the year out, my most popular posts for each month this year. It seems pretty clear what you guys like best, that would be Mosh and Pigeon Foo. Or maybe just models in general, you guys like models. And not redheads. Or Singers it seems. Anyway, everyone have a great new year, I am gone until it’s 2013.
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Ok, so, first things first, this is the 300th person I have picked since I started this blog, which is way longer than people who knew me thought I would keep this up. Big numbers are cool so it feels like a big deal. The thing is, I am not sure if that’s why I picked Kate Upton today. I would never say, “It’s number 300, make it someone you like a lot” intentionally but I knew what today was and I have to think that might have influenced me some. I just mean it got me thinking about this blog and Kate Upton has been here a lot. Like almost 20 times a lot. This is her 18th entry and that makes her 6% of the picks on this blog. Keep in mind, that’s with her being a significantly smaller percentage of the total women out there. Like, less than even 0.00000000001% of all women are Kate Upton. So she gets picked a lot and I think maybe there was some influence there? But I don’t know, the truth is I think she is amazingly hot, I find her rather charming, and I like putting up pictures of her. So there, today is #300 and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
I have said someone is “killing it” once before on this blog. I think just once. I pretty much pointed out I am not the sort of person to claim someone is killing it lately but sometimes it’s the only way to describe the run someone is on. So Mosh has been killing it lately, at least for me. Her work has been strong lately. I mean, look, she always kind of hits the sweet spot for me, if I was making an all-star team she’d be on it and she’d very likely be hitting lead off (I mean she’s small, she’s probably quick, she is obviously high on my list but she doesn’t look like a middle of the line up type hitter to me. The point is she wouldn’t be last, she isn’t like the catcher you have around just for defense). And I guess she’s be killing it. Because apparently my baseball team would also be assassins? I don’t know, it has legs, barn storming all girls baseball team by day, sexy assassins by night. There might be something there but it’s my intellectual property now so don’t steal it. Ok, I got off track somewhere along the way, my point has something to do with Mosh being better than baseball and B movie concepts, combined. Because she’s gorgeous and I absolutely love her work. So she’s here today, the MVP of today. Because Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
The nice thing about Candice Swanepoel is that if you ever want to see a picture of her in a bikini you have options. As a matter of fact, if you decide the 3 million that already exist are tired and you’d really like a new one you really only need to wait about a day or two until new pictures of her on some island beach in a bikini pop up (say, oh, 300+ of them like showed up this weekend). Worst case scenario you might only get pictures of her in underwear but basically it’s the same thing. Well, I get it’s not the same thing but it covers that same so I don’t really care, I know people and am sure I have followers who will very much disagree and either think underwear is the greatest thing ever and bikinis are so not the same or visa versa. To me they are about the same and honestly I am not the most excited about either, I kind of like nice clothing, bikinis, bras and panties? They are kind of boring a lot of the time. Still, a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman and I don’t hate it. So… here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini because she’s hot and there were just so many to choose from I felt like I had no choice but to chose her. That’s right, she forced this one me. Poor me. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
I like Kate Upton. I like her smile. I like her attitude. I like her chest. Her breasts look like they’d be really comfortable. I am pretty out of it at the moment but they look pretty inviting to me so I am going with that. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
At this point I am relatively certain it is clear I am a very big fan of Mosh’s. I have mentioned before I connect with model’s less than other artists out there. This is not a knock against models, I have always felt it’s a function of what they do but it does mean that it is rare for me to really like a model and want to follow her work. I do with Mosh though and have for so long. She just has an extra something about her, it’s so hard to spell out but it’s there. Obviously any model that has made it here is special in a way others aren’t because my dash is often full of beautiful women reblogged by various people. They don’t make it here. Thing is Mosh stands even above the others who have shown up. Maybe it’s just me, maybe there is something about her that appeals to me specifically or maybe she is just that skilled. I don’t know honestly, certainly she has steadily grown in popularity over the years, so someone else out there is connecting with her work the same way. I just want to say about her not only is she beautiful she is also just so good at what she does. Just amazing. And that’s why today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
There is a lot I like about Kate Upton. It would be safe to say she has been consistently one of my favorite picks here. Her attitude, her enthusiasm, the way she built a name for herself, it’s all attractive and entice. Still, I would be the dirtiest of dirty liars if I claimed her body wasn’t god damned amazing. I would be an even bigger liar if I said it isn’t a lot of the reason I like her. Her body is god damned amazing and it is a big part of why I like her. Seriously, she is just amazing. Another new video from her hit the web the other day and it is just the sort of thing that almost feels unfair, it’s like someone grew her in a lab to attract me. Except I’m not actually that important. But man I wish was. Man I wish for Kate Upton. God good today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Kelly Brook is interesting because she has appeared here a lot. I mean, a lot. This is like her 7th time or something? The only people who I can confidently say have been here more are Kristen Bell, Scarlett Johansson, Amber Heard, Kate Upton, and Katy Perry. I feel like the first two I can really talk about their acting skill, Amber Heard has that too. Kate Upton I am dazzled by her personality and her ability to market herself on top of her ability as a model. Katy Perry, I am not a huge fan of her music but it would be foolish to diminish her abilities as a performer or her impact on the pop landscape. Kelly Brook? I don’t know. She is a model and actress, I happened to enjoy her in one thing I saw but mainly I know her as a model. I like her modelling but I don’t know what more to say about it. I can crack jokes about liking British women (let’s be honest, it doesn’t seem like a joke most of the time given how true it seems. There might be a British girl out there I seriously crush on…). I have maybe mentioned her chest now and then because it seems to be a topic of conversation in the British media. I have no clue how it draws attention. It’s just… I like her, clearly a lot, and I don’t have a reason why. She is just that hot British model who turns my crank. So… today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
I have mentioned before that Mosh has a way of sticking around in my head. I don’t know why exactly other than I think she’s great. I wish I could examine it further than I think she is beautiful, I enjoy her sense of style, I enjoy her skill as a model. So she was just hear a couple of days ago and here she is again, I just can’t seem to shake her. I don’t know what else to say except the obvious: Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
I am not very good with favorites because they feel so limiting. I don’t want to make that kind of commitment to a song or food or celebrity. I mean, my favorite song? What if I change my mind in an hour? Will I be stuck with some song as my favorite song forever? This is true of almost everything, the best I can do is tell you what I like best right now, which is secretly kind of the theme of this entire blog, here is my favorite girl right now this second. Usually it has changed by the end of the day. I guess if you wanted to use science you could then chat who appears the most often but that would be silly because I am not listing everyone who ever pops in my head, just the first one each day who last long enough for me to sit down and write about them. All of this is a long lead up to say Mosh may well be my favorite model and now you know that’s a pretty big thing to say. Of course, I may not feel that way tomorrow but I have been following her modeling for like… 4 years now I think? Somewhere in there roughly. The oldest picture I have saved of Mosh is form 6/27/2008. I am not sure how long I started looking at her before I started saving pictures, the saving is usually a big step for me because I am a nerd and once I start saving I can’t stop, I have to save them all. Anyway, I think she is pretty fantastic and supremely talented and I guess I am not alone because in certain circles she is about as big a name as you can find for what she does. I find it amazing how in a single glance she can convey so much and she is just so alluring. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
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