Kelly Brook is interesting because she has appeared here a lot.  I mean, a lot.  This is like her 7th time or something? The only people who I can confidently say have been here more are Kristen Bell, Scarlett Johansson, Amber Heard, Kate Upton, and Katy Perry.  I feel like the first two I can really talk about their acting skill, Amber Heard has that too.  Kate Upton I am dazzled by her personality and her ability to market herself on top of her ability as a model. Katy Perry, I am not a huge fan of her music but it would be foolish to diminish her abilities as a performer or her impact on the pop landscape.  Kelly Brook?  I don’t know.  She is a model and actress, I happened to enjoy her in one thing I saw but mainly I know her as a model.  I like her modelling but I don’t know what more to say about it.  I can crack jokes about liking British women (let’s be honest, it doesn’t seem like a joke most of the time given how true it seems.  There might be a British girl out there I seriously crush on…).  I have maybe mentioned her chest now and then because it seems to be a topic of conversation in the British media.  I have no clue how it draws attention.  It’s just… I like her, clearly a lot, and I don’t have a reason why.  She is just that hot British model who turns my crank.  So… today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.