Tag: Model

Kate Upton was in the new Maxim and voted #1 on their 100 hottest women list. Good job I think? I dunno, I find voting on matters of taste to be pretty stupid if you want my opinion. It seems counter to the whole point but I guess voting is just fun. So knock yourself out. This will stun you if you have no idea what this blog is but I cannot imagine limiting myself to one person and the top slot and not regretting it. I have issues but seriously, I would never feel good about my vote. Though I guess over time I have voted for Kate Upton in the sense that she is my most often posted celebrity and this is the 85th time I have posted her. That’s more often than once a month. Anyway, she looked really good in the Maxim shoot so I am not arguing with results, just the need. I guess I am a little worried about people who need validation about what they are attracted to. It seems like a dire situation to be in. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I will probably keep this brief today but either way it’s odd that I seem to be in a pattern of repeating posts so close together. I am sure it says something about the ability of mass media to impact our thoughts as certain people are pushed or push themselves out there so that someone I hadn’t thought about in months suddenly is everywhere. I am sure. But I am too fucking tired to know for certain. I am also craving Chinese food. Is that because of the media or because of my biology? It’s all a mystery. Actually, that might be a good slogan for most of this blog, is it because of the media or biology. Anyway, I don’t think Gigi Hadid is in Ocean’s 8 but I don’t know for certain. I do want to see the movie because I actually quite like heist movies. Heist movies are often fun if you don’t think about them too much. Either way, at the premier she looked the best, which should have been a challenge but somehow wasn’t. Oh well. Anyway, I liked her and so today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Gigi Hadid was shooting some commercial this week and the pictures were painfully low quality but I thought she looked good in them. So here are none of those pictures but just other pictures of Gigi Hadid that don’t look like they were taken from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. She looks good in these so I guess that’s what it has in common. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Happy Memorial Day everyone. Here is Kate Upton at the beach. I hope you enjoy that. It feels festive to me. Today is kind of the start of summer in a certain sense. Mentally it is for me at least. Plus I like Kate Upton. I combined these two facts to make this post. Now you know my very deep process. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend. Assuming this is a holiday weekend for you. If it isn’t I am sorry. If this is because it is no holiday where you are then it’s ok, other holidays exist and you probably get whole days off we don’t here. If you just don’t get it off you have my sympathy. I remember working those jobs once upon a time and it’s pretty shitty. I make a habit of never going to stores on anything I consider a holiday because I don’t want to be part of the demand that forces low paid wage workers to never get a holiday off. Thus far it seems to have no impact because the grocery store is still open on Monday. Anyway, speaking of work and so on, here is Jessica Nigri who is technically self employed. She is really popular here when I post her which is once in a blue moon and I find her in general to be fascinating. On a sociological level I mean. There are few people on the internet I see people so intensely attracted to while also despising. It’s pretty gross if you want my honest opinion. Some of you will no doubt reblog this and you might want to engage in a little self examination. Why are you so angry at someone because you are attracted to them? Seems like a strange crossed wire. Now, I know she makes a great deal of money and that seems to piss people off but I don’t really think that’s it. I think it’s because people dislike that she is very openly selling sexual attraction and we prefer our women to be objectified and not profit off of it. I assume there is some shame in there. Giving her money for this when you feel it should be free. From where I am standing I don’t really care if someone makes money. I suppose there are arguments to be made about it being regressive but in the end she isn’t scamming anyone out of money, she seems to deliver exactly what she promises, which is a lot of pictures of her in nerd related stuff. The pictures are generally pretty high quality for what they are as well, so while it isn’t like every penny can be seen in those pixels she isn’t cheaping out on the product she delivers (Credit to @she-goes-to-eleven who pointed this out to me once. That Jessica Nigri is delivering a level of content that shows professionalism. It isn’t a thing I had thought about much prior. Of course Kat did because no matter what she says if you are reading this Jessica Nigri is her #1 celebrity crush). But hey, we know why there is hate right? Contempt is required or strangers on the internet might judge your boner, huh guys? Live your life how you want but if you are only doing something to seem cool to other people it’s important to note that that just makes you painfully insecure. And sadly, insecure people are never cool. They’re too insecure to pull it off. As for me, I just really like boobs and pretty costumes sometimes. Today is one of those times. So today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

So Robin Holzken has been doing a bunch of work for For Love and Lemons which hurts a little bit because I can’t think of a way to say that which doesn’t force me to type for for. But what are you going to do? The Company is called For Love and Lemons. I will manage to get by though because I think she looked really good and it turns out I am into really good looking women. It’s one of my things I guess. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.

Barbara Palvin is at Cannes, which is a thing I knew would happen. First because she’s been talking about it on social media for a month it seems. She really loves going. Second because she always go. As proof I have added pictures of her on the Cannes red carpet over the years. It seems like a strange thing to need proof for if I am going to be honest. Why would I make that up? I have no idea but hey, you need evidence you need evidence. It’s your life. I think she looked fantastic yesterday. As she often does but it was a dress that really suited her, sort of elegant, sort of sexy. She looked good. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Doutzen Kroes was at the Cannes’ premier of Solo, which is… well, neither here nor there but she was wearing a suit and that’s often a good look for her. So I am posting her. She is beautiful which helps. Like, Models looking good in clothing is actually their job so it’s never surprising when I see a model in some clothing and go, “Hey, she looks pretty good there”. Though now it makes me feel a little sad for models. Does that mean they are always working? I mean, sure they have to get naked and stuff but a lot of them have done at least a little nude modeling. Wow, the secret curse of being a model, they are always on the clock. It feels there is a new version of Pagliacci just waiting to be told. Anyway, Doutzen looked fantastic and I am sure she would have even if it wasn’t her job. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Happy Monday guys. It’s a potentially exciting day out there. I mean, Mondays suck and all but the Met Gala is tonight and the days are getting warmer and hey, who knows, I am sure other things are happening too. I am posting Candice Swanepoel because why not? She seems to have cleverly done a lot of work in advance to getting pregnant or in advance to showing at least and there is just this steady stream of stuff of her in swimsuits despite the fact that in reality she is ready to burst. Very clever on her part. She has also looked great in this stuff so I am posting it here. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Among the stupidest things I have done to essentially punish myself is insisting on posting models who largely have made their living getting naked and running a blog where I don’t post naked pictures. Obviously I can’t post nudes, this is the Wu-Tang of blogs. Which is a joke that I have probably made before, I find funny but most people probably don’t, and I am not sure where it falls on the obscurity scale because I think the ODB is a huge, huge star but that shit was in 1998. That’s 20 years ago. Anyway, it means that I have to do some deep digging to find pictures of Rosie Jones where she is wearing more than a smile. Now, I like her smile but I like to have some variety. Luckily there is some stuff, including some pictures from a Sun article that declares Rosie Jones is wearing, “Raunchy Lace Up Tops” which my dear friend Katherine and I have had a field day with for months now. First of all because raunchy is a hilarious word. Anyone who uses that to describe anything and is being serious is hilariously old fashioned. Second of all, you can pick out the top, it’s the one with laces. It is hilarious to declare anything with laces to be raunchy. Did you know your shoes are often the raunchiest thing you’re wearing? It’s the best. I encourage you to enjoy this new knowledge of the raunchy nature of many pieces of clothes you have. Anyway, Rosie Jones is very attractive and embodies many things I like in women, that being dedication to laces in tops and being British. Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.