Barbara Palvin is at Cannes, which is a thing I knew would happen. First because she’s been talking about it on social media for a month it seems. She really loves going. Second because she always go. As proof I have added pictures of her on the Cannes red carpet over the years. It seems like a strange thing to need proof for if I am going to be honest. Why would I make that up? I have no idea but hey, you need evidence you need evidence. It’s your life. I think she looked fantastic yesterday. As she often does but it was a dress that really suited her, sort of elegant, sort of sexy. She looked good. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.