Tag: presenter

As a non Brit (funnier phrase than you realize) but an observer one thing that kind of blows my mind is Fearne Cotton.  Pictures of Fearne Cotton show up constantly but they are not the type I tend to like.  They are always the same, her walking down the street, wearing a coat because England is always cold and overcast, and just trying to get to work.  I mean, call it what you will, street fashion or creepy paparazzi photos, rarely do any look that great.  But she has this thing where she always looks kind of pissed off.  Apparently it’s part of her persona.  But… I mean, maybe she looks always a little annoyed because there is always a camera in her face.  Like, what is the point of working in radio if you have to dress up and do your hair and make up.  People can’t see you.  Except they can because people stalk you and take pictures on the way to work.  So I think she should be given a pass for looking annoyed.  Because she doesn’t look annoyed when modeling clothing.  Or at red carpet events.  What I am saying is, the larger lesson in life is if when you engage with someone they are always a certain way… maybe it’s not them, maybe it’s you.  So that’s your lesson today.  I know you’re here for life lessons.  Anyway, she is pretty, I actually like her sense of style, and today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

Mythbusters did a Zombie special and that was pretty awesome because I love Mythbusters and I love horror and you guys love Kari Byron.  Seriously, my most popular post of all time was Kari Byron.  By a long shot.  You guys just love her.  Love her.  I get it, she’s pretty great   I am the one posting her after all.  So I am not going to ruin this with a lot of talking, she’s awesome and today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So it’s Holly Willoughby because… I have recently seen just a ton of pictures of her.  I don’t know why I have, she’s just been out there for some reason.  Well, I guess she’s often out there, she just doesn’t really cross my path that often.  Anyway, I am always happy to see her and it also means i want to let people know there is a guy out there no doing what he calls who I want to fuck Wednesdays and Holly was his first pick.  I will warn you his tumblr is a lot pornier than mine but frankly I have seen a lot of your tumblrs and I can’t imagine you minding.  I always have said that will throw anyone a mention who does a blog similar to this.  Let me know if you’re out there!  Back to Holly.  She is very hot.  And there is something about her that I find so fascinating, there is just a basic wholesomeness to her, no matter what she does.  It’s very appealing.  Also she’s blonde and British and you know about that by now, right? So anyway, today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So here is Holly Willoughby who the only reason I know she exists is because a wise friend of mine once told me, “You should check out Holly Willoughby, you’d like her”.  She was right.  I like her.  So why is she here today?  Because… I’m me and that means I am in the mood for something blonde and British, obviously.  It’s just too bad she isn’t a Katherine or I’d be hitting the trifecta of things for whatever reason have consistently become my thing since i started this blog.  Still, Holly is a nice name.  It’s simple.  She’s really pretty.  And so today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So until recently my most popular post ever was when I posted Kato.  Then about a month after I posted Kari the post exploded and it got like 150 notes in a day.  I still have no idea why.  It was a lot but… still not more than Kato.  Then Saturday at some point… the same Kari post exploded.  Another 100+ notes on it in a day.  Suddenly the 5th time I posted Kari was the most popular time.  I have like zero idea why that post specifically is suddenly getting so much love but people keep talking about her being a nerd crush or how great she is and… they’re not wrong.  So this is me reacting to people reacting to something I posted.  It’s why Kari is here.  Because they reminded me she’s awesome and so today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So… Mythbusters was on last night.  I guess it’s always on last night when I post Kari Byron.  What can I say, I find her attractive and I love the show.  I mean, I don’t expect everyone to feel the same but it’s always tickled my nerd bone.  I like seeing experiments and trying to guess how stuff will work out and she’s bubbly and cute and just total nerd bait.  So she’s here again because today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So Mythbusters is back on and I just got around to watching the latest episodes so… here is Kari Byron.  It’s hard to really go too much into detail about what makes her great if you haven’t watched the show.  Or rather, if you don’t like the show.  I mean she is pretty and she is cute and she is funny but the real appeal is she is the girl who does awesome experiments with the rest of the Mythbusters and blows things up with coffee creamer or builds earthquake machines or whatever.  It is an interesting skill set for someone to have and is obviously nerd baity in it’s appeal.  Not that I am saying she exists to bait nerds but you take a hot girl and you give her the ability to do awesome mad science stuff, that really is like what a lot of nerds dream of.  Anyway, it’s why she’s here, she is talented and beautiful and pretty unique among the women who are posted here.  Today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

Here is Holly Willoughby for no reason besides… um… I don’t know really.  I was just sitting here and randomly typed her name into the tag search.  I have no idea why I did that.  I don’t know why the urge struck me any more than I know why someone who never appears on my TV but only on TV sets across the ocean has appeared here so many times.  She’s undoubtedly hot but there are lots of hot girls.  So… I don’t know.  I guess she’s a household name in the UK but she’s unknown here.  I mean, I think in part i like her because she was shown to me by a friend and that makes her special in mind?  I don’t know, I can’t always decipher these things and I am acting like it’s a big mystery why the curvy blonde woman with girl next door good looks is appealing to me.  It’s not really a mystery at all.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

The lovely Holly Willoughby makes a rapid return.  Why?  Because it’s my blog and she’s pretty and sometimes I really like boobs and she has really likeable boobs.  I am not alone here, I have science on my side… or democracy actually, her cleavage was voted the best in the UK at some point.  I know, I read it on Wikipedia and if it’s good enough for wiki it’s good enough for me.  This entry isn’t just about her boobs though, she also has a pretty smile and… it’s a lot about boobs.  And just her, she happens to hit a sweet spot for me for some reason and I like her a lot.  So there we go, I have nothing more substantial to say other than something about England, something about blondes, and something about boobs.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Holly Willoughby is here today because it’s my friend’s birthday.  I realize that sounds strange and all but this is part of our attachment to celebrities.  No, not my friend’s birthday but that we have connections to something we care about associated with them.  My Amber Benson post proved to be rather popular and obviously people care about her because they loved Buffy and they loved the character she played and so while they don’t actually know her they know she makes them think of those things and the joy it brought.  It’s like a song that makes you remember a great time in your life.  Sure the song is good and you enjoy the song but you love the song because of what it represents.  So with Holly, I only know who she is because I was flat out told, “You should take a look at Holly Willoughby, I think she’s really someone you’d like”.  Turns out that was totally correct, she is pretty an has a wholesomeness to her that is appealing and just makes it seem even sexier when she does… well, something blatantly sexy.  It’s hard to quite describe but I don’t have to, all I have to do is say that is why my friend’s birthday makes me think of Holly and it’s also part of why I like Holly, because I get to think of my friend.  It’s a whole circle thing.  Anyway, happy birthday out there, Holly is very pretty and appealing and friends are great so today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.