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One of the silliest things people do is try to bring facts to matters of taste.  I actually get messages about this now and then (not as often as I did when I had anons on but… still some).  People will tell me so and so is way hotter than someone else and here are the reasons why and I can’t refute them because they are facts.  Their facts are a lot of times things like this person has been ranked higher on Maxim’s hot 100 the past two years or Jennifer Aniston was listed the hottest woman ever by Men’s Health (remember when Men’s Health was just homoerotic pictures of men’s torsos?  Those were the days).  These are of course, not fact and even more so taste is not democratic.  At least it isn’t for most people, I suppose there are people out there who really are so easily influenced that the opinions of others completely dictate theirs but I think they are rare.  It is an odd human instinct though to so badly need to be right about shit that just doesn’t matter.  Which brings me to Kari Byron.  I have never gotten crap for posting her because nerds love her but man this seems exactly like something Mythbusters would tackle and prove nothing, because again you can’t really scientifically prove who is hotter than someone else.  For some people their first sexual awakening was their baby sitter with the striped socks stretching on the couch and they will forever have a thing for knee highs, others will always want someone to sit on their face because of the time some girl bullied them in 3rd grade and sat on their face.  Or this could all be bullshit and some people want their face sat on for reasons I will never understand.  The point is all the lists in the world won’t change who you most want to see in striped sock and have sit on your face or whatever is your thing. But I bet Kari Byron would be willing to tackle the idea and there would be some overly elaborate experiment.  It would be pretty cool because I like Mythbusters and I like her.  And for very straight forward reasons (she is cute, she is pretty, I find her enjoyable, I like redheads) today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

Often when I share pictures with people or talk about them the favorites people have are the faux pin up style stuff almost everyone seems to have shot at some point.  Yesterday I saw some new pictures of Holly Willoughby and I said I liked them because they had a slight retro feel to them I liked.  I am not sure why so many of us are drawn to this sort of thing, or rather why we as humans feels so nostalgic for a time that never really existed.  We as a species have seemingly always longed for a time that passed that was better, more idealized.  Some of these times flat out never existed, after all, think about how much fiction is set in a world where things were once better than they are now, a gleaming city on the hill where things were perfect.  Be it Camelot or Rome, a large part of our culture has always longed for a simpler day when things were just better, the rose colored glasses of nostalgia allows some people to be sentimental for the 50’s, imagining a safer time without strife or people who disagreed with you, never stopping to think about the people who were discriminated against or outright hunted down by agents of conformity.  I don’t believe most people who watch Leave it to Beaver and sigh wistfully hate black people or even think about them, I think they simply like one aspect of the ideal and have built and unreality around it.  Which brings me to celebrities and retro pictures, it’s kind of the same thing, fantasizing about a celebrity.  It isn’t just the beauty of them that is always a little better on celluloid than in reality, it’s the everything, an idealized world we can make for our self, people without faults, at least without real faults, perhaps cute quirks.  Of course, I think this is ok, as long as you don’t delude yourself or find reality can never match the expectations of your fantasy world it’s ok to have an ideal, a platonic form to strive for, if nothing else it can make life more pleasant and give you hope.  Which is a long way of saying I liked the new pictures, the first one is from the set, Holly Willoughby is pretty and in this case I am simply using her to represent more, as we all do sometimes.  We all want more, we all want something wonderful and nothing I post here will ever really be it but sometimes it’s ok to just have a stand in for the day to make your day a little more pleasant.  That’s what i want today.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Halloween is my favorite holiday.  This is primarily because it gives me about a month to watch horror movies obsessively and no one thinks it’s strange.  I also like costumes.  I like dressing up and I like seeing what other people wear.  Not just the sexy ones though I don’t mind the sexy ones assuming there is something to them.  Of course, costumes are very sexy when done right (I have some followers who have an entire career around sexy costumes).  I guess not everyone agrees and I could argue it’s silly to talk about here because it’s like an extra layer of fantasy.  How many fantasies do I need?  I already have a celebrity, I put a costume on them on top of that?  Well, yeah!  Maybe I never fully grew up and I still like the idea of playing dress up, maybe there is just something sexy about a girl dressed as a french maid.  I figure it’s not something that needs to be looked into too deeply.  What brings all this up is Sara Jean Underwood, who is often in costumes when I see her, as she is above.   I might be a bigger fan of the costumes than her, not that I am at all opposed to her.  But fantasy is fun if you let it be and today I want to fuck Sara Jean Underwood.

I woke up today thinking about Holly Willoughby.  Why?  I have no clue, it isn’t like I get a lot of opportunity to see her so it isn’t like I can claim I saw her on TV or something.  She was just… there.  I think you’re supposed to notice her chest when you’re thinking about her but what I notice as I think about her is just how pretty she is.  She is pleasant to look at and I mean that in a non lecherous way, though obviously I am down with lecherous gazing at her as well.  It’s all in her smile and the way it lights up her face I think.  My friend told me she thinks of Holly Willoughby as wholesome looking.  It’s odd because I found myself agreeing and it doesn’t make a lot of sense given she’s known for showing a lot of cleavage a lot of the time.  But that’s the interesting thing about that smile.  It’s fun, it’s cheerful, so there is no chance you could believe she’s anything but nice and fun to be around but it also seems to strip away any sort of guile or premeditation.  It means sure, her breasts might fall out but that probably just happened, she didn’t plan it, she just got dressed while whistling show tunes and fixing her family breakfast or something.  Even though you know that’s not true, the shows she’s on, the things I’ve heard her say, she obviously knows what her body does to people.  But she seems so sweet and kind and wholesome.  So I think that’s her appeal, some sort of twisted Madonna/Whore thing where someone can look like that but it’s ok because she’s a good girl?  I don’t know, this is what I think about when I wake up early with someone on my mind.  Whatever the base cause, obviously today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

The reason I tag things the way I do is so I can easily glance over what I have picked in the past and get a complete picture.  I don’t think anyone actually searches the tag “blonde” or “actress” on tumblr (If you do, let me know, I am just fascinated by this because it’s so nonspecific).  See, when I started this I wanted to know just how the results would skew, I have long considered myself a fan of redheads and brunettes the most, in that order.  Now, I knew redheads wouldn’t lead because there are just not enough of them but I figured brunettes would.  They don’t.  Blondes do, not by a huge margin but they are more than half the picks I have ever made.  My friends could have told me this could happen since it has been pointed out despite my claims I keep ending up with blondes, attracted to blondes, I could even say the women I seem to form a connection with tend to be blonde.  So I guess… I prefer blondes?  Who knew?  Now I am wishing I had done nationality as well because this is yet another Brit making the list.  I mean, I joke about that but what if it turns out it’s true.  What if I am attracted only to blonde British women.  I am on the wrong side of the Ocean, I certainly have given myself an uphill battle!  Anyway, this is Fearne Cotton, who was shown to me as someone I may like.  I guess because she’s British and Blonde and apparently I have a type and that’s it (I would also point out everyone here is generally famous, at least more famous than me, so if we’re really qualifying I’ve doomed myself to never have sex again).  She is of course a very well known presenter in the UK and a big deal celebrity there, here she is basically unknown.  So why do I like her?  Well… I don’t know, this is usually where I’d examine why and think about it and mention pictures or videos or the look in her eyes that seems to carry some sort of mischief to it but evidence seems to point to the idea that she’s blonde and British and that’s just my thing.  So here I am, being me I suppose, admitting that today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

I love “finding” new girls.  Not that I really found anything, usually someone will point someone out.  This ranges from, “Check out so and so” to “I think you will find this girl hot”.  I found Holly Willoughby (though my UK readers probably didn’t even know she was lost! Well I found her, you’re all very welcome, enjoy the 300 shows she’s on) when I was told by one of my most trusted sources that she thought I’d like her.  Specifically, I was told I’d like her boobs.  Well, this is why she is such a trusted source because she was absolutely right.  I do like Holly Willoughby and yes, she has excellent breasts.  Funny how it happens though, there are so many ways to have an attraction grow, in her case I started hunting down pictures, then I had discussions, then youtube videos.  I liked her more and more the more… well I guess the more time I spent with her, so to speak.  It feels silly, I haven’t really seen her work other than clips but she has a sweet wholesomeness to her that is enticing.  She is gorgeous and my ever growing attraction to brits is certainly well documented here.  So… I guess what I am taking a long time to say is this, Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Sometimes I wonder why I am attracted to certain people besides the obvious.  I have a bit of a contrarian streak in me, plus as someone who grew up on a steady diet of punk rock and then various indie acts that dominated my home town I seem to have a taste for the more obscure.  Not that Kelly Brook is like, some unknown flower I discovered but she isn’t exactly a name everyone in America knows.  After all, she’s foreign, which clearly makes me enlightened.  Ain’t I a sophisticatant?  But… I don’t know if that’s true or not, I think mainly I like her because she’s hot. But there’s a lot of hot girls so maybe somewhere in my soul I imagine myself somewhere on the French Riviera, surrounded by men in monocle and women with cigarette holders as I wow them with my witty repartee.  We’d all laugh and drink and I would blow them away as I say, “Ain’t I a sophisticant, today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.”

I have had debates (not lively ones, maybe more accurately conversations) about where Olivia Munn ranks on the hotness scale, especially against her replacements as eye candy on Attack of the Show.  Now, I think obviously hotness is subjective but I can understand how arguments can be made for Sara Jean Underwood being more attractive physically or Candice Bailey being prettier or whatever but I feel like it is stripping down a lot of Olivia Munn’s appeal.  That appeal is while she is kind of funny, kind of charming, and genuinely seems to like nerd culture to a degree she is also kind of a bitch.  And I mean that in a good way.  So much of nerd culture has women just pandering to them.  Gold bikinis and fictional characters giggling and waiting to be saved, life defined by a man, existence is there as a reward to a man.  I always felt like she was interesting because she wasn’t entirely that.  I mean, yeah, I remember when she took a dive into a vat of whipped cream dressed as a french maid, so it was there but so were the very snarky comments when guys would openly hit on her, the eye rolls, the sighs, the exclamations that she was bored.  I guess it felt like the pandering was on her terms and I don’t want to get into a debate as to what is and isn’t empowering because it’s not my place but it feels at least more so than bending over, showing off your panties and giggling because you have to.   Anyway, this is a long way of saying I find Olivia Munn to be quite attractive and I am glad her career seems to be moving forward these days because it looked like it might stall.  Well wishes aside really we all know what this is about, today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

It doesn’t matter how much Doctor Who I watch, I am not British.  I probably saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail like 100 times by the time I was 10 years old but again, I am still not British.  As such, I get some stuff, like I totally know what the Loo is.  Or a Lift.  Or that when someone calls someone a geezer they aren’t talking about an old man, you pick stuff up from context.  As such, I have no idea what this Skyride event is but from what I have seen over the years I can pretty much piece it together.  It appears to be some sort of event that exists to get Kelly Brook on a bicycle wearing something that shows off her chest.  From what I can see here it appears to be going swimmingly.  Oh sure, sometimes it works a little better than other times but I don’t think the planners can complain.  Mission accomplished, Kelly Brook Boobs.  Well done, England, well done.  I am going to go ahead and say I am not really sure how they lost the Empire because this is some very, very solid thinking.  So, there we go and event I have decided is all about Kelly Brook, boobs, and bicycles (I could be wrong, I guess if you know otherwise let me know).  But until I hear otherwise: Brook, boobs, bikes. I approve.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So Mythbusters is on again and so is Kari Byron.  And thus so is my attention.  I do enjoy a cute girl and there is a special soft sport for a little nerdom.  Not that she is necessarily a nerd but she certainly is nerd bait isn’t she?  But she is pretty, she is bubbly, she is cute and frankly I enjoy her body.  These pictures accentuate that a bit.  But there is something about a woman blowing stuff up that can be pretty hot so today I want to fuck Kari Byron.