Tag: Singer

So Katy Perry has been all over Paris for Fashion Week and by all over I basically mean she went to a couple of things and photos showed up.  I don’t track Katy Perry’s movements.  That would be crazy.  And likely actionable if i admitted it.  My point is she has been around and looking lovely and you may not know this but I happen to find her attractive.  I have only posted her 50 times as of today so you’re forgiven if you hadn’t noticed.  I don’t have a lot more to say than that.  You know, Katy Perry is hot.  Yadda yadda yadda.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Man, I am so attracted to Charli XCX.  I don’t even really know what to say besides that.  It feels like more and more people are agreeing with me.  That’s nice because I heard some rumblings of dissent early on.  I will crush dissenters.  Well, probably not but you’re wrong.  I may have a key person or two to convert but I am working on it.  I am not sure why I have to work on it because look at her.  Right?  On top of that I happen to also think she’s quite talented.  But look at her.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Katy Perry for a couple reasons I guess.  First is the Super Bowl is tonight and I am looking forward to seeing what happens during the halftime show.  Less for musical reasons and more for… she seems like the type to go all out so I am interested in seeing what she might be wearing and what she might have in store.  The more important reason she is here though is that today is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday and so I want to wish her happy birthday.  How does Katy Perry fit into that?  Well… they’re both Katherines.  Kinda.  There is some spelling problems but they’re all derivative of the same original Greek name.  So it’s the same. And both of them are great.  And neither one will probably read this today cause one is at the Super Bowl and the other is hung over.  They are a lot alike.  SO there you have it, Happy Birthday Katherine.  Enjoy the Super Bowl everyone.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Here is some Pixie Lott as she is consistently and reliably pretty and I am phoning it in this week. Where is my verbose justification for my primal desires?  I left it on the other side of the room and I am too damn tired to walk over there and get it.  She is very pretty.  I happen to really like blonde British girls.  At least that’s what the science seems to say.  You can double check the science if you want, it’s air tight.  I am pretty sure.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Charli XCX because… I haven’t posted her yet this year?  That seems like a good enough reason.  Because I happen to think she is quite attractive and even more compelling to contemplate.  I can’t fully articulate it but she has something.  And yeah, part of it is her voice and her ability to write a really good hook but there is something else.  That just happens sometimes, I latch onto someone and am just more into them than people around me seem to be.  I don’t have a solid reason why other than “because”.  Charli XCX is one of those, I just like her.  I also happen to be extremely attracted to her.  They kind of feed off of one another.  So she’s here for the first time in 2015 because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I am currently listening to James Brown tell me about how he doesn’t know Karate but he knows Ka-Razy.  This might seem like a strange way to start this but I just finished an 8 hour drive home and so this post is coming later than usual.  I would have posted Lana Del Rey when I first woke up this morning but while I love you guys I thought it better to get on the road than to spend the time finding pictures and typing up an entry.  So I am doing it now.  And listening to some records I got for the Holidays.  Including James Brown.  I bring alllll of this up to point out that I still am posting Lana Del Rey and that is odd.  Usually if I wait it means my brain has moved on.  Not today though, woke up thinking about her and I am still thinking about her.  Because frankly there is something sexy about her.  I spent hours on the road, have listened to plenty of other artists and yet still today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

I was glancing around the internet the other day and somehow stumbled onto some old article about “2011 Buzzbands” and Lana Del Rey was listed there and my first thought was, “Oh my god, has it been that long?"  And yeah, it turns out it’s been that long.  It’s kind of nuts to be honest.  It’s just kind of crazy how fame cycles work, where she went from being talked about all over the internet, a darling to a villain to being declared a failure to… whatever.  I am not sure what place she holds in the pop culture landscape now.  She was labelled a failure but she seems to have her fans, she certainly sold a lot of records, she is making a living, so failure seems wrong.  She isn’t… buzz worthy anymore though?  By which I mean she isn’t driving page views for various snarky internet publications, people aren’t just sitting around talking about her.  She’s clearly important enough that she keeps showing up in magazines and stuff.  I don’t know, none of this is really important, it’s just always a subject of fascination to me how we like to set up idols, crush idols, destroy idols, eat our idols and so forth.  Anyway, I happen to still enjoy her and her music and think she is quite pretty so she’s here today.  Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

I had a feeling I could end up posting Charli XCX today because of the whole SNL appearance thing.  I just posted her Thursday but I kinda knew.  What I didn’t know is that I would be tempted to post her again before today.  If she wanted to stop me from being obsessed with her she failed miserably in the past few days where she has basically looked amazing.  Including on SNL.  Where she looked amazing.  I thought she acquitted herself well though I read some criticism about her dancing (did she dance?  I didn’t notice.  It’s very interesting that your criticism is of a singer is their dancing.  We got some dancing a few weeks ago and everyone noted how obviously lip synched the performance was.  Look, SNL’s music performances are just no longer a vital cultural thing.  Elvis Costello isn’t walking out there to thumb his nose at radio any time soon.  Hell, I remember when someone being revealed to Lip Sync was a huge thing.  Now it’s the standard.  I am not going to get on someone who appears to have actually been singing).  She looks good.  She pretty much always looks good to me.  I am into her.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Guys, I am pretty much obsessed with Charli XCX at this point.  Yes, I am aware pretty much obsessed is an inherent contradiction, it’s like being kinda pregnant, you can’t be, you are or you are not.  But she has me discombobulated. As I am prone to do in these times I am of course over thinking things as I try to put my finger on just what it is about her that is so appealing.  It’s really hard to define sometimes.  I mean, sometimes it’s obvious but sometimes something about a girl.. just clicks.  I think it might be her confidence.  Or maybe self assurance is the word.  It’s interesting.  She has like… the experience of someone who has worked for years but doesn’t really have the baggage or reality altering experience of child stardom like other people her age have who have been performing as long as her.  So she has the confidence of someone who knows their shit but also the humility of someone who readily admits she is still searching and learning.  It’s a charming combination.  It also helps that she is massively talented.  Sometimes I do find myself wondering why she isn’t massively more famous given a bunch of songs people have loved over the past couple of years basically are her fault.  Maybe that’s part of it, too.  Or maybe I have no clue and am babbling.  She is just amazingly interesting to me though and I can’t seem to stop thinking about her.  I hope no one minds especially cause she’s going to be on SNL this week so don’t be stunned if you see her again soon.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.