Tag: Singer

With Christmas approaching we are running into a silly thing I have always had a weakness for.  This is girls wearing some combination of crushed velvet, red, and white fur trim.  You know, sexy Christmas outfits.  I am sure this says a lot about me that is no doubt deeply embarrassing but I am going to choose not to self examine too much there.  I just always like it.  So here is Ariana Grande who has appeared on a few of the various Radio Station Christmas things recently.  You know the type, your local station at least used to have one.  The Jingle Ball.  The Holiday Nut Cracker.  The whatever.  It almost always makes a reference to something Christmas related but ends up not naming Christmas because… they want to be more inclusive?  Who knows, there is still a lot of Christmas theme.  Anyway, Ariana Grande has looked nice and hasn’t quite reached exactly what i want this year, which is, let’s be honest, basically a Santa Suit of some sort cut for a girl.  But she’s getting there.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Here is Charli XCX for people because people need more Charli XCX.  I know this as medical fact cause I have posted her quite a few times now and everytime I do someone comments that they had never heard of her before.  So clearly you need more of her in your life because you didn’t even know she was in it.  You’re welcome by the way.  She played some Tumblr IRL thing yesterday and looked pretty damn good so that’s really the real reason she’s here.  I am pretty attracted to her.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX

So Charli XCX won the AMAs last night.  I don’t know if she won any awards but she won in my heart and that’s all that really matters.  My heart. It’s what this blog is about basically.   Anyway, I am ridiculously attracted to her, something I have shared a few times recently so here are pictures of her at the AMAs as well as a couple of other performances snuck in for fun.  So enjoy that.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Charli XCX has shown up here pretty frequently int he past few month.  I mean, not all the time but it feels like a lot for someone who I feel like isn’t huge in the US.  I figure for most people she’s just the girl who sings the hook in Fancy.  She is crazy talented (it’s why the hook is the good part of Fancy) and everything but it kinda feels odd how into her I am given she rarely intersects with my life.  She is just one of those people though.  Something about her clicks for me and I am just hyper attracted to her.  She is just… for me.  If that makes sense.  Some people are like that, something about them appeals to you in a way it doesn’t seem to for people around you.  I think she just very attractive and her voice is awesome.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here are a bunch of (old) pictures of Katy Perry.  Because I really like Katy Perry.  I won’t lie guys, I am at low creative ebb and have been all weekend.  It’s just been a blah few days. I can think of almost nothing to say except that Katy Perry is very attractive and I like her and I hope your weekends are going well.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry

I got a text just recently that read simply, “Katy Perry is so hot omg!"  Then a follow up from my friend informed me she had been looking at gifs of Katy Perry’s boobs for 15 minutes.  So you know, I was like, "Katy Perry has boobs” and for the sake of science I looked.  I have determined that yeah, she probably has boobs.  I am pretty sure.  And she does skew towards the so  hot omg end of the hotness scale also.  You can trust me, I am an expert.  Of course now that I have extensively researched this I had to share my findings so there you are.  Feel free to share this information with strangers, just tell people Katy Perry has boobs and is hot.  They’ll thank you I am sure.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I am sitting her watching Katy Perry chug a beer and then dive into a crowd and it’s like, ok, fine, I am posting Katy Perry since clearly that’s what the internet wants.  I am always kind of helpless against her power anyway.  She has this ability where she shows up and pushes everyone out of my head.  It’s been like a month and a half since I posted her and I probably didn’t even think of her in that time.  But now I am and here she is because she does that.  She is magic like that.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Among the many lame things about me these days the lamest is that I am too old to watch Saturday Night Live when it’s on most of the time now.  So I watch it Sunday.  Except you know, Football, so sometimes I watch it Monday.  Or like late Sunday.  Or… whenever.  I really fuck up the whole Live part of the equation.  Anyway, among the things in life I had no idea I needed in my life until they happened was Ariana Grande dressed as She-Ra.  Because… I honestly had never thought of combining that before.  It wasn’t quite chocolate and peanut butter.  Yet it happened and I was like, “Oh, hey there childhood.  This is nice”.  It’s nice.  I find her attractive and it turns out She-Ra is a good look for her.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

My sleep has been so strange guys.  So strange.  And my dreams have been all wonky.  I had a dream last night about Pixie Lott kind of.  I don’t know, she was singing Yo! Bum Rush the Show and then she wasn’t really here and like… I dunno, Pixie Lott, Public Enemy.  It was odd.  But I usually don’t fight my subconscious if I can help it.  She must have shown up for some reason and she has looked good when I have seen her lately so today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I have mentioned many times before that someone being good at what they do is always attractive.  Talent is attractive.  Especially artistic ability.  And it can cross lines to even be something that isn’t entirely my thing.  Charli XCX makes music that is by and large not what people associate with me.  I don’t hate it but it’s not me.  I mean, I grew up going to hardcore shows and shit.  But her voice is so good.  And she is so good.  And you know, I also grew up loving Michael Jackson so I probably shouldn’t pigeon hole myself too much.  The thing is though she is pretty but more than that she is very talented.  And that talent is what keeps drawing me back to her.  Let’s be honest, the part of the summer’s biggest song that got stuck in your head was sung by her.  She is stuck in my head this morning so today I want to fuck Charli XCX.