Tag: Singer

Look, I know I have said I don’t like Taylor Swift.  I know I have said this.  I have said this 6 times now by my count.  Which is a lot of times to bring it up on a blog about liking people.  Sorta liking people.  In a biblical sense.  Or… whatever, euphemisms aside, I usually don’t find her that attractive.  But then some nights I do.  I mean I really, really do.  And I can’t explain it.  Or maybe I can explain it but no one really wants to read about it.  Either way I’m not writing it but sometimes I get the appeal other people see.  Days like today.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Man, the thing about being a sports fan is it can just ruin your day sometimes.  My boys got beat bad and beat hard yesterday.  It is amazing how it can ruin my day to see a beating like that.  So here is Katy Perry being generally a little silly to cheer me up.  Silly can be hot.  Or… well if not hot it can be appealing.  People have their complaints about the reality of porn and there are lots of valid points but one thing that has always struck me is no one ever gets a fit of the giggles.  Giggles happen during sex sometimes.  People laugh, sometimes nervously, sometimes because things don’t go smoothly, sometimes because you’re having a good time.  Like, attraction and stuff isn’t really serious business, at least it shouldn’t be.  It’s ok to be a goofball sometimes, it’s fun to just be goofy and worry less about what is attractive or impressive and more about what is just fun.  I think one of the things about Katy Perry I like is even if something isn’t my sense of humor she seems like she likes to have fun, she isn’t afraid to be goofy (of course, it’s ok to look goofy dressing like an ice cream cone when you have that body to back it up but you know… I still like it).  Anyway, that’s why today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Katy Perry has appeared here more often than everyone but one person (and if you don’t know who has been here the most often you’re either new or you don’t even know you’re following me).  It seems a little strange that she is here so often because she doesn’t fit the typical bill, I would not say I am obsessed with her.  I don’t have some special connection to her or her work.  I don’t really even think about her very often.  Except when I do.  Then look out because man.. I am into her.  I can only assume this is because she is so good looking.  And she has a sort of cartoonish, outsized image she projects that demand attention.  So when I do think about her man do I think about her, suddenly it’s only Katy Perry I think about and I would swear this would be an all Katy Perry blog from here out.  Except that never happens.  So that’s why she’s here so often because she’ll pop up in the news or on TV or my dash and suddenly I have fireworks in my eyes… or like whipped cream shooting boobs or whatever.  My point is she is hot and desirable and today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Billie Piper is kind of odd because I am not really always sure if I am attracted to her.  It is a strange way to start an entry I know.  When she was on Doctor Who there were times she looked pretty but if you had asked me usually I would have said she didn’t do it for me.  And I think I’d still say that. Looking for pictures just now I started to get bored and almost closed this.  Except I am watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl so I didn’t.  Because it occurred to me that I really like Billie Piper.  I mean, I’m not watching a sex scene or something, she’s in sweats and talking at the camera.  This isn’t about her dressing provocatively, it’s just like when she was Rose, I may not have had lascivious thoughts about her but I felt real affection for her.  And I am not saying she isn’t pretty.  I’m not stupid, I get that everything is in the right place and she passes the blonde and British test.  Just… sometimes people don’t do it for you.  Except when they do.  I almost think it’s better or… I don’t know, more special when I realize my attraction to someone is less physical and more emotional.  I mean, it’s all bullshit, I know but I am ok with realizing my attraction to Billie Piper is because she is pleasant and charming and just really likeable.  I guess what I am saying is it’s not because sometimes she shows up topless, it’s because I like her that today I want to fuck Billie Piper.

When Corey Monteith died I was about ¼ of a way through writing my entry for the day.  It was like 1 AM or something like that here when the news popped up.  I was getting ready to post Lea Michele and had actually started with the words, “When Glee died for me so did my mild obsession with Lea Michele."  It suddenly felt like… the wrong time.  Anyway, whatever compulsion I have inside me to do this disappeared in the moment and I scrapped it and walked away.  I can’t claim I was personally crushed or anything but i knew a lot of people would be and it just suddenly didn’t feel right.  The truth is, and sometimes we lose sight of it, that life is full of a lot of little tragedies that we start to ignore simply because they are common.  This death brought out a lot of outpouring of grief but I am sure it also brought out a lot of callous who cares.  The real truth is it is always a horrible waste and something that is hard to get over.  Part of me really feels for Lea Michele because losing someone you love is hard, doing so publicly can’t be any better.  But it’s not what i am here to talk about, just the inevitable place this entry had to go I suppose.  Really we’re here because Lea Michele is very attractive.  I used to be mega attracted to her, it was before I ran this blog, but man I was really into her.  A lot of it is her voice, I like talent and she can sing really well. Plus I mean she is pretty and she has a great body and often she has wonderful hair and… I like her.  And today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Rihanna is undeniably pretty.  Of course, beauty is subjective so you could deny it but don’t be that asshole.  She’s pretty is my point.  She has a pretty face, she has an interesting sense of style, I quite often love her hair, and she has a fantastic body.  But… I am a lot of the time not attracted to her.  This is something I share with a bunch of people I have talked to here and it makes me feel guilty because the reason is simple, it all boils down to Chris Brown.  You won’t hear me trash many people here but Chris Brown is a scum bag.  Now, I don’t think any of us are blaming her for Chris Brown being a scum bag but I think we all had a gut reaction to her going back to Chris Brown.  It’s her choice and certainly we should all be promoting the idea of her making her own decisions… but you can respect someone’s ability to make their own decisions while losing respect for them because of the decisions they make.  I think that’s what has gone on.  But I do feel guilty about it sometimes.  Well, she’s here today because I thought she looked good at her annual Barbados festival for the scantily clad (that may not be it’s real name).  And hopefully she will never be involved with Chris Brown again.  And hopefully I don’t get death threats from team breezy.  But, whatever, bring them on, I’ll stand by my what should not be at all controversial point that the guys is a bad person for beating his girlfriend.  With that chipper note I will just mention that today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Something popped up on my dash not too long ago that said something like, “It doesn’t matter if you like her music or not if you don’t think Katy Perry is hot there is something wrong with you”.  I am not going to start declaring there is something wrong with you but they have a point there, she’s pretty clearly hot.  Then I got thinking… no one has ever told me she’s not hot.  I have gotten some comments about how they don’t like her music or how people think she stole her style or whatever.  No one has ever told me Katy Perry is not hot.  So I am thinking… maybe everyone does think she’s hot.  They might not like her but they think she’s hot.  I don’t have evidence but I’d believe it because she’s pretty hot.  I guess it doesn’t matter really what the percentage of people out there who believe in the hotness of Katy Perry is because it’s my blog and I think so.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So if you don’t know, we form stronger memories around strong emotions.  It’s why we remember a great date, or the greatest night out we had with our friends, or the birth of our children, or the death of our loved ones.  If there is a strong emotion behind it there is a strong memory.  I know this because in school it was a way that they try to tell you to study.  It never made a lot of sense to me, like what are you supposed to do, kill your pet so you can pass Criminal Justice?  Sick bastards those professors.  But that is why Pixie Lott is here.  No, not because she killed my dog or anything.  I don’t have a dog.  And even if I did I don’t think she’s that type of person.  She is here because I have strong associations with her and people I care about.  It’s kind of a silly connection but it means that Pixie Lott pops into my mind because they do.  And it means i have very positive reactions to her despite the fact that I really shouldn’t care about a British pop star with no presence in my country whose music I don’t listen to.  I do care though because she makes me think of people I think are great.  Also, you know blonde.  British.  Those are big things for me.  And obviously this post should really just be something, something, legs, because I know you guys love her legs.  I don’t blame you, I like her legs.  She is leg porn.  I get it.  I like it.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I have never posted Billie Piper before because she is one of those girls who sometimes I think looks amazing and sometimes holds no appeal for me.  I mean, I love Billie Piper.  She was my first ever companion!  I knew Doctor Who existed as a kid because it was that weird show with the scarf guy that looked like it must be horrible so I never watched it.  It wasn’t until I was an adult and they relaunched it that I gave it a chance.  So of course, like everyone else who first saw the Doctor through the eyes of Rose, Billie Piper is a big deal, she was there for us, we were supposed to see ourselves in her (ok. I know I just set up a pun there, ignore it).  The thing is I have a lot of affection so i don’t want my first comments to seem negative, she is wonderful.  She just… doesn’t often catch my fancy.  I almost don’t think of her that way.  I guess it’s like when people say it’s like thinking that way about your sister.  I don’t know, I don’t have a sister, someone with a sister will have to tell me (Oh god, what am I doing on this post.  Don’t tell me!  Look, you guys have sent me messages like that before, I really don’t need to know how much you like one of your family members boobs.  Somethings should stay personal).  What I am saying is… god I don’t even know, I have made a total mess of this post, Billie deserves better because she is absolutely amazing.  Today I want to fuck Billie Piper.

I woke up this morning thinking about Katy Perry.  I didn’t have time to post then, I had a bunch of errands but here we are hours and hours later and… I am still thinking about Katy Perry.  This happens with her sometimes.  Or usually.  I guess sometimes it happens in the sense that I don’t find myself obsessed with Katy Perry every day BUT when she gets posted it is usually what happens.  When I first started this blog someone told me, “Wow, you sure like Katy Perry”.  Which seemed odd because I didn’t realize that.  Turns out they were kind of right.  She has never been at any point in this blog’s history the most frequently picked celebrity but she has always been close.  This is her 21st appearance, meaning her tag gets 3 pages now on my blog.  That means only Kate Upton has shown up more.  I was wondering why, almost everyone else I can articulate some kind of connection to the celebrity that makes them more appealing to me because let’s be honest, they’re all physically attractive.  But I can’t with her, so why do I like her?  I guess the easy answer and the answer at least one smart ass I know will give is LOLBOOBS.  And like, I don’t want to discount the power of nice breasts, I was told just the other day everyone likes breasts, even the old lady at the candy store (which immediately sounds creepy, why is she hanging out at a candy store trying to see boobs?).  But that first of all dismisses all the other excellent features she has, she is just top to bottom gorgeous.  But that’s not enough.  I think it has to be her attitude.  It could all be a show, I know this, but seeing someone have a lot of fun, enjoy themselves?  That is very attractive.  We like seeing people happy, at least most of us do.  Some people could take some lessons from this, it isn’t fun being around mopey sadsacks.  Ok, this just got awful, you can feel how you want, I am just saying that there is a lot of attraction to someone who has a lust for life than someone who goes out of their way to be dour.  So I think maybe that’s it, she always seems to be having fun, she seems to know how to enjoy life.  I want to possess that!  And… yeah her boobs, too.  I’ll really take it all, I’m very accepting like that, I will take all of Katy Perry.  Because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.