Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have a great one. For me what is great about Christmas is that it is just a lot of fun if you just fully embrace the season. Katy Perry is someone who knows how to fully embrace something. I respect that she isn’t afraid to be silly. Very silly sometimes. I like it. So here she is celebrating Christmas for all of us. I hope you guys have a good Christmas and I hope you guys get what you want. What do I want? Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
It has been an interesting couple of weeks in that most days I have wished I could post multiple people. Limiting myself to once a day felt hard. Today is almost like that except Katy Perry is here and the thing about Katy Perry is… days where she is on my mind she basically drowns out all else. I have posted her more than almost everyone else, which surprises me. I mean not that I didn’t know, I am well aware but when I started this blog I did not see that in my future. She is always pretty, I don’t think that is hard to argue but I didn’t think of myself as feeling a ton of passion for her. What I have discovered though is when I am in the mood for Katy Perry it is the only place my brain goes. Which is interesting. To me at least. I hope you find it interesting, you do follow me after all. Or maybe you’re a nerd like me and you just really like seeing who the pick is each day. I love following Female Celebrity of the Day for that reason. Really more of you should start a once daily blog where you pick something. It can be songs. Or movies. Or celebrities. I don’t know. Let me know, I will for sure follow you. I’ll even link you in a post. Anyway, I have picked and today it is absolutely Katy Perry. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
So people reblog stuff asking you to vote for this or that and I often click on it because voting is fun. This time it was for the people’s choice and I noticed something very disturbing. The people’s choice is full of shit. It is not the people’s choice at all, the first vote is for best movie of the year, there are only 5 choices. There are near 100 major studio releases alone in a year. None of those movies were my favorite. I am people! I had no choice! Not really. Some cadre of elites instead chooses five movies, shows them to us, tell us to pick and uses it as an opiate to keep us sated. We think our voice counts, we think we chose something. We chose shit, we drove along on rails like they wanted us to. It’s bullshit and we shouldn’t take it anymore. I say we rise up and take back the awards that bare out name,the people. I don’t want some horse shit category called best “Alternative Artist” and have it be full of top 40 hits. Rise up! People of the world unite; the only thing you have to lose is your chains! Faux voting is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses! The first requisite for the happiness of the masses is the abolition of the People Choice Awards! Rise up, strike back and take what is rightfully yours, for what is the death of thousands compared to the degradation of millions?
So anyway, I voted and Katy Perry was my choice for best pop star cause like, who else was I going to vote for? Bruno Mars? Please. She’s hot and so she got my vote and today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. Mine was pretty good and I just got home loaded down with leftovers. I dig leftovers. I always have. If I liked something the first time I don’t know why I wouldn’t the second time. Turkey sandwiches are flat out amazing and the idea of having a turkey sandwich whenever the hell I want for the rest of the weekend? That is freedom, people. That’s why George Washington crossed the Delaware and punched King George in the nuts, so that I could do whatever the fuck I wanted. And I am thankful for that. I don’t understand people who don’t like leftovers. They moan about it and I think it must be some out dated left over from an era where women were meant to cook and clean and nothing else, so leftovers were some sort of indicator in the failing of your wife. So of course you were supposed to complain about it before sitting down in your easy chair, pulling out your pipe and sighing contently that your neighborhood stayed “white” out later. What I am basically saying is if you don’t like leftovers you’re probably a sexist and a racist. Also a homophobe but I couldn’t work that in gracefully. If I loved something yesterday I will love it tomorrow. I bring this up because I used to get a lot of complaints about posting the same people a lot. To be more specific people thought I posted Katy Perry too much. Now, I get that eventually tastes change or you move on but if she was hot yesterday she’s probably hot today. No, she is definitely hot today. I mean look. Anyway, those people don’t complain anymore. Maybe they stopped following me. Maybe they pulled their heads out of their asses and looked at how hot she is. My point is I was right, they were wrong, and I believe in America. And Freedom. And Turkey. And today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
It would be fair to say that I have a… complicated relationship with Taylor Swift. I don’t hate her or anything. I don’t think I really hate anyone. Hate is a lot of wasted energy that tears you up but not the person it’s directed to. Besides, I don’t actually know her or anything, I really don’t get the whole venomous hate towards strangers. But I’ll admit she kind of annoys me. She always has. And like… honestly it’s not her fault, it’s mine. If you find yourself disliking pop culture icons it says way more about you than it does about them. Thing is though, for a long time she annoyed me and I didn’t get why people found her attractive, I thought she was funny looking. There are days where I still think that. Then there are days I don’t. Those days are so strange cause she still annoys me but it makes her more attractive. This is probably more insight than you need into my brain. I think everyone has something like that. Or maybe I just hope they do so I feel more normal. I’d like to think everyone has someone who illicit some sort of strong feeling in them and sometimes that feeling gets confused. I mean Moonlighting was pretty popular when I was a kid, people must have been relating to it. I have gotten off track. Really all I should be saying is that today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
I felt like I hadn’t posted Ariana Grande in a long time but it turns out I posted her just like a month ago. So I was wrong. She is showing up a lot these days. At least showing up a lot on the parts of the internet I frequent. I guess it’s now that she’s the lead instead of a supporting character in her show she is getting a lot of attention? I appreciate her skirts that she wears, I find she manages to make a combo of sexy and adorable, which I appreciate. I miss the fake read hair though, I really liked the clearly fake red hair. I liked it a lot. Maybe it will come back. I hope so. Whatever the hair color, today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.
I have only once before posted the same girl two days in a row. It was Scarlett Johansson and it was the day Avengers came out. Now it’s Katy Perry. She wasn’t in Avengers or anything major, just my fantasies. It is very odd for my mercurial tastes to coincide like this but… here she is. Again. Because she is gorgeous. And she is sexy. And I just…. unf, you know? You know, you’re here. Besides, it’s almost Halloween and she loves to play dress up so… I am just being seasonal. Seasonal and obsessed with Katy Perry. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
It was Katy Perry’s birthday just the other day, which is exciting I guess? It means we’re both Scorpios which means we were born about the same time and basically nothing else. But it also means my birthday is quickly approaching, so go ahead and get together those last minute gifts you’re planning for me. Anyway, here are some picture of her because it’s 5 AM and apparently I am up for the day. Like that makes sense. It’s too early for me to have a lot to say here besides the following: Katy Perry is very hot, these are hot pictures of Katy Perry, today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
I was not planning on posting Katy Perry when I sat down but then fate conspired against me. I had a message in my in box that was about Katy Perry’s boobs. Kinda. Thing is, it got my mind going this way and now… here we are. It makes sense. Just last night I watched her appearance on Fallon. Tonight she’ll be on SNL. Things about her boobs are in my ask box. The universe is telling me something. I won’t fight it because obviously I like Katy a lot. She’s silly and kind of ridiculous but in a generally good way. And yeah she’s hot. Including her boobs. Her boobs are hot, too. You probably never noticed. You’re welcome. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
I am awake after being asleep for an hour or so because apparently while I was asleep someone physically moved my home to the middle of a trailer park so a couple was loudly outside fighting. Like no joke glass breaking in the alley, people shouting at each other. It was fucking ridiculous. Seriously, kids, never be that person. Nothing shows the quality of your character, or the lack of quality of your character like getting into some loud drama bomb fight in public. Or rather the lack of your character. If you can’t wait to get to the confines of your own home, if you can’t maintain a civil volume level you are seriously lacking in maturity. Grow the fuck up. Be an adult like me and quietly post about what celebrity you are most attracted to at the moment. You know, like a sophisticated adult. That’s me, I’m a sophisticant and that’s why I am posting Katy Perry, because my sophisticated level of taste has allowed me to detect that she is ridiculously hot. This is the good kind of ridiculous. Breaking glass and fighting with your girlfriend is the bad kind of ridiculous. So there you go. I can’t get back to sleep. If there were justice in the world Katy Perry would come rock me to sleep. Yes, justice. That would be justice, because I am a mature adult and thus want a woman to cradle my head in her breasts and rock me to sleep. Like a mature adult. I am not helping my point at all here. Whatever. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
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