I am awake after being asleep for an hour or so because apparently while I was asleep someone physically moved my home to the middle of a trailer park so a couple was loudly outside fighting.  Like no joke glass breaking in the alley, people shouting at each other.  It was fucking ridiculous.  Seriously, kids, never be that person.  Nothing shows the quality of your character, or the lack of quality of your character like getting into some loud drama bomb fight in public.  Or rather the lack of your character.  If you can’t wait to get to the confines of your own home, if you can’t maintain a civil volume level you are seriously lacking in maturity.  Grow the fuck up.  Be an adult like me and quietly post about what celebrity you are most attracted to at the moment.  You know, like a sophisticated adult.  That’s me, I’m a sophisticant and that’s why I am posting Katy Perry, because my sophisticated level of taste has allowed me to detect that she is ridiculously hot.  This is the good kind of ridiculous.  Breaking glass and fighting with your girlfriend is the bad kind of ridiculous.  So there you go.  I can’t get back to sleep.  If there were justice in the world Katy Perry would come rock me to sleep.  Yes, justice.  That would be justice, because I am a mature adult and thus want a woman to cradle my head in her breasts and rock me to sleep. Like a mature adult.  I am not helping my point at all here.  Whatever.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.