I woke up this morning thinking about Katy Perry.  I didn’t have time to post then, I had a bunch of errands but here we are hours and hours later and… I am still thinking about Katy Perry.  This happens with her sometimes.  Or usually.  I guess sometimes it happens in the sense that I don’t find myself obsessed with Katy Perry every day BUT when she gets posted it is usually what happens.  When I first started this blog someone told me, “Wow, you sure like Katy Perry”.  Which seemed odd because I didn’t realize that.  Turns out they were kind of right.  She has never been at any point in this blog’s history the most frequently picked celebrity but she has always been close.  This is her 21st appearance, meaning her tag gets 3 pages now on my blog.  That means only Kate Upton has shown up more.  I was wondering why, almost everyone else I can articulate some kind of connection to the celebrity that makes them more appealing to me because let’s be honest, they’re all physically attractive.  But I can’t with her, so why do I like her?  I guess the easy answer and the answer at least one smart ass I know will give is LOLBOOBS.  And like, I don’t want to discount the power of nice breasts, I was told just the other day everyone likes breasts, even the old lady at the candy store (which immediately sounds creepy, why is she hanging out at a candy store trying to see boobs?).  But that first of all dismisses all the other excellent features she has, she is just top to bottom gorgeous.  But that’s not enough.  I think it has to be her attitude.  It could all be a show, I know this, but seeing someone have a lot of fun, enjoy themselves?  That is very attractive.  We like seeing people happy, at least most of us do.  Some people could take some lessons from this, it isn’t fun being around mopey sadsacks.  Ok, this just got awful, you can feel how you want, I am just saying that there is a lot of attraction to someone who has a lust for life than someone who goes out of their way to be dour.  So I think maybe that’s it, she always seems to be having fun, she seems to know how to enjoy life.  I want to possess that!  And… yeah her boobs, too.  I’ll really take it all, I’m very accepting like that, I will take all of Katy Perry.  Because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.