I think Kelly Brook is here because sometimes you just really want a British girl.  That’s a thing, right?  Other people get that?  Am I wrong?  Is it just me?  Like you’re like, man, fish and chips sure would hit the spot but like… a sexual fish and chips?  Ok, wait, I have never thought that either and now it just sounds kind of gross.  We’ll drop that.  What I am saying is clearly I have a thing for British girls and sometimes they are on my mind, or even a special one, or like… I just start rambling.  I am doing that a lot lately.  I am going to blame Kelly Brook because look at her!  It’s pretty hard to concentrate when she looks so good.  Oh Christ, did I just claim Kelly Brook is so pretty I can’t help myself?  Next I am going to follow by saying she was asking me to ramble what with those heels she’s wearing.  There is something wrong with my brain.  I think I have a fever.  I have a fever and the only cure is more British Boobs. So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.