Tag: Taylor Swift

Every time I post Taylor Swift I feel like I should apologize.  Not because any of you mind that I post her but because I have gone on record so many times, here and in real life, that I don’t find Taylor Swift attractive and I don’t get the appeal.  I stand by this.  Most of the time.  I really mean it every time I say it.  Except… obviously I find her attractive, this is her 6th time showing up here, I know, I’ve checked.  Other than a handful of people in double digits it makes her one of my more frequent picks.  So I feel like I have to owe someone an apology?  Her maybe?  I can’t see that going well, I go and tell her that I’m sorry I always say she’s not attractive because some days I find myself really wanting to sleep with her.  I can’t help it, it’s just an urge.  Best case scenario I get a restraining order.  Worst case she buys a house next to me and starts planning our wedding (ok, cheap shot but I couldn’t resist).  Either way I am sure it would end in a scathing song about me at some point.  Like, it would be called Who I Want to Pity Today or something.  I don’t know but I’d look like an asshole!  So, what I am saying is I am sorry Taylor, please don’t write a song about me.  If you’re ok with not having a pre nup I would consider the marriage thing.  I can say though, all else aside in the right now I really mean it when I say today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So Taylor Swift is here again and I don’t know why other than because?  I mean she was on New Girl last night for a blip, so maybe that’s why?  She was just on my mind this morning when I woke up.  Which always stuns me because I am not really into Taylor Swift.  Except clearly I’m some sort of liar because here she is.  Again.  I don’t know what to make of that other than maybe I don’t know myself that well.  I have no clue about any of it really, I just know that today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So Taylor Swift is here for like… I think her third time?  I don’t know, a lot of times given my claims that I don’t really find her attractive.  But here she is.  It totally is not my fault, the world is conspiring against me in this case.  She has seriously come up like 300 times in my life in the past few days and only a couple of those times were my fault.  Like, elderly relatives brought her up.  Why?  I have like zero clue.  I seriously got up this morning to a text from a friend that was just a picture of her in her dress from the people’s choice awards.  Not a single bit of text with it, when I texted back asking why I got a picture of Taylor Swift I got no response.  So I’m onto you all, I Know what you’re up to.  I tried to fight it yesterday, luckily Jennifer Lawrence was there to tempt me away.  Well, today it just isn’t working so I get it, you win ok?  That’s right world, you win, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So despite the fact that I have claimed Taylor Swift doesn’t really do much for me she is making her third appearance here.  I can’t really explain it because most of the time she doesn’t do anything for me.  She seems nice and all but I don’t particularly lust after her and have found her vaguely annoying for reasons that can only be described as my personal issues.  Maybe not the best thing to say when I am writing about her because as I said, it’s me not her and I know she has legions and legions of fans who would tear me to shreds if they heard me bad mouth her, or you know she might write a scathing song about what an ass I am.  But she is here today and I can’t explain it.  I have spent the last half an hour trying to figure out if she was really who I wanted to post but she just stuck in my mind so here she is, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I am fascinated by dreams, or my own at least, and wonder just where they’re coming from.  I guess we’re all interested in our own dreams, it’s other peoples that bore us to tears.  I have a lot of strange dreams, if you know me well I have probably told you about at least one I have had about you.  Now, I can figure out what a lot of them mean, most often my dreams involve me tricking people in very clever ways.  Well, they’re clever in the dreams, in reality they aren’t very clever, everyone else in my dreams is just an idiot.  Clearly the meaning here is that I think I am smarter than everyone else.  I’m comfortable with this, I mean, I’m not always right about it but am more often than not.  Of course, sometimes I have sex dreams.  I know, stunning that someone would run a blog like this and occasionally sex pops up?  But this what I mean about meaning because I’m posting about Taylor Swift because I am only thinking of her because I had a dream about her.  The thing is, I don’t really like Taylor Swift that much.  She kind of annoys me for reasons I can’t fully articulate.  I don’t talk about it much because there are people I know who think she is the greatest thing in the world (which is strange because they know me, obviously that should make her second at best, right?) and I don’t like assaulting what others love.  But she’s not for me.  Except she showed up in my head.  So she is for me?  It’s all very confusing so I am going to just say it’s because I do like her latest single.  Everyone go enjoy that while I kind of sheepishly admit that today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

This post is a bit of an aberration, I don’t really like Taylor Swift that much.  Her music isn’t for me and while I think she has a pretty nice body I find her face too squinty for my taste.  Except here I am so why I am insulting her?  I don’t know, I’m going to stop.  Thing is she does have nice hair, I like a lot of the clothing she chooses and yes, I like her long legs and tall body.  I mean, in theory I like other things than blondes more too and yet here I am again with another blonde.  That’s kind of the magic of attraction though, sometimes someone is there and you see something new.  In this case someone showed me something new and here I am temporarily saying today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.