Every time I post Taylor Swift I feel like I should apologize.  Not because any of you mind that I post her but because I have gone on record so many times, here and in real life, that I don’t find Taylor Swift attractive and I don’t get the appeal.  I stand by this.  Most of the time.  I really mean it every time I say it.  Except… obviously I find her attractive, this is her 6th time showing up here, I know, I’ve checked.  Other than a handful of people in double digits it makes her one of my more frequent picks.  So I feel like I have to owe someone an apology?  Her maybe?  I can’t see that going well, I go and tell her that I’m sorry I always say she’s not attractive because some days I find myself really wanting to sleep with her.  I can’t help it, it’s just an urge.  Best case scenario I get a restraining order.  Worst case she buys a house next to me and starts planning our wedding (ok, cheap shot but I couldn’t resist).  Either way I am sure it would end in a scathing song about me at some point.  Like, it would be called Who I Want to Pity Today or something.  I don’t know but I’d look like an asshole!  So, what I am saying is I am sorry Taylor, please don’t write a song about me.  If you’re ok with not having a pre nup I would consider the marriage thing.  I can say though, all else aside in the right now I really mean it when I say today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.