So Taylor Swift is here for like… I think her third time?  I don’t know, a lot of times given my claims that I don’t really find her attractive.  But here she is.  It totally is not my fault, the world is conspiring against me in this case.  She has seriously come up like 300 times in my life in the past few days and only a couple of those times were my fault.  Like, elderly relatives brought her up.  Why?  I have like zero clue.  I seriously got up this morning to a text from a friend that was just a picture of her in her dress from the people’s choice awards.  Not a single bit of text with it, when I texted back asking why I got a picture of Taylor Swift I got no response.  So I’m onto you all, I Know what you’re up to.  I tried to fight it yesterday, luckily Jennifer Lawrence was there to tempt me away.  Well, today it just isn’t working so I get it, you win ok?  That’s right world, you win, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.