When I watched the Women’s World Cup I was pretty confused that all the soccer nerds I knew wouldn’t shut up about how hot Hope Solo is.  I mean, she isn’t ugly but I started watching and I didn’t understand what the big deal was when the clear beauty on the team was Alex Morgan.  I still feel that way, Alex Morgan is very pretty, enough so that I remembered her name until now and I don’t exactly follow women’s soccer. I am at this second watching the US take on France there she is, just gorgeous.  So go team USA , the Olympics are here, a time for all of us to watch sports we normally never do and feel the stirring in our hearts for our homeland.   And that is why today I am thinking about Alex Morgan and why today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.