Last time I wrote about Kelly Brook I just wrote boobs a bunch of times and thought I was pretty hilarious. It proved to be my most popular Kelly Brook post ever so I am hoping that means everyone agreed that I am hilarious. Thing is, I have no clue why I wrote that. I mean, look at Kelly Brook, is the first thing you think of boobs? I mean, she has brown hair also, she has a lovely accent, though I guess you can’t hear it. She’s really good at… fuck, she’s really good at standing there and looking good and making my eyes focus on her chest. She has a nice ass, too! And, overall she’s in very good shape. She has all her own teeth! Often her dresses are sparkly and shiny! I… I give up. BOOBS!!!! BOOOOOOBS! Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
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