Hey look it’s my secret girlfriend Kate Upton.  Secret Girlfriend you say?  Why yes, it’s so secret she doesn’t even know!  Or know me.  But this is the 20th time I am posting her in less than a year which in some countries makes us already married.  What countries?  Well… uh… WhoIwanttofuckistan, the sovereign principality that exists over my computer.  Really, it’s an up and comer, just waiting on that UN recognition so I can finally declare war on the condo upstairs for violating my airspace.  Anyway, once I am officially the rule of my own nation I am sure winning Kate’s heart will be no problem, she could be the Grace Kelly of her generation.  We have a lot in common, I seem to have a thing for girls named Katherine.  And Blondes.  And her.  She is a Katherine, she is blonde, she is her.  It’s like a fairy tale but with fewer toads and more blog entries that will inevitably be admitted as evidence in the stalking trial.  Anyway, my point is I realize I am closing in on obsessed, or you know, I passed obsessed a few exits back, but I really like Kate Upton.  She is pretty and lively and good at her job and just a joy to behold. So today I want to fuck Kate Upton.