Ok, I have a secret.  I really like Kate Upton.   I have played it pretty close tot he chest but I am here to admit it.  Actually, I think I’ve made that joke before, I must have, I have written about her more than 20 times in the past year.  Which is why we are going to tackle something else completely, all the body image stuff needs to fucking stop.  That’s right, I’m putting my foot down and what better person to do so than someone who runs a blog that objectifies women!  My basic point is this, I keep hearing Kate Upton is fat, which is ludicrous.  I think it is pointless to spend your time talking about what you hate, the simple truth is no one really gives a fuck what you hate and if you feel the compulsion to spend all your time shitting on things other people like it’s probably because you are sad and hollow.  Sad people are often outraged by others finding joy in things because they are incapable of finding any themselves.  But back tot he fat thing, that’s ludicrous. And I am not saying you have to find Kate Upton or her body type attractive, that would also be stupid.  Nor will I claim she is a real woman because she has curves, I am pretty sure vaginas and two x chromosomes are really the criteria for that.  The internet is good for a lot of things but holy shit is it horrible when it comes to trying to make people feel bad for being different.  And I’m not talking about Kate Upton being slightly thicker than a lot of models, I am talking about liking Kate Upton or not, or anyone for that matter.  She’s not fat, let’s save discussions about obesity for the actually obese, you know when you are truly concerned for their health, not because you want to say something mean about someone and let the whole world you totally would not masturbate to her.  Now, on the other hand, I don’t want to hear any bullshit from the other side about skinny bitches or thin shaming, that stuff is fucking stupid, too.  If someone wants to be thin, let them, if they don’t let them, you are welcome to want to fuck whoever you want, I don’t care, it doesn’t make you a bad person, it doesn’t make them a bad person, and it sure as fuck doesn’t make other people bad people because they want to fuck something different than you.  There, settled.  Tomorrow I’ll tackle the economy and then maybe world peace.  As for today? Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.