When Avril Lavigne broke I was working in a record store part time at nights and I was kind of ashamed of finding her attractive because she was basically packaged artifice of a sub culture I had grown up in.  But she was hot.  And I liked Complicated.  Ok, well not the whole song but the chorus, the chorus is pretty fucking fantastic.  It just is.  I mean it’s not punk but… no wait, we aren’t going down that road.  The thing is it is silly to be ashamed of being attracted of someone, I’m older and I know that. Not that I think of her like ever anymore but she popped in my head and it was a reminder that even though I am not even sure if anyone cares about her anymore… yeah she’s attractive.  So, you know.. I guess what I am saying is today I want to fuck Avril Lavigne.