Here’s Alex Morgan.  Because, you know, America!  That’s right, I am choosing to show my patriotism by supporting this nations fine athletes.  Especially this one.  Believe it or not I have thought of her for more reasons than the 4th of July, she has come up in conversations a ton recently.  It’s probably a sign.  I almost kind of miss Olympic Soccer, which I figure really kind of defines America.  We only watch then and we watch the women because it’s a sport we can be pretty sure we’ll win because we have a sizable talent gap.  Like the dream team.  We’re America dammit, we’re not interested in competition, we’re interest in winning.  Or I could be talking out my ass.  It is for real like 5 AM and I just know a few things about Alex Morgan.  She is really fast.  Like way faster than me.  She can do things with her feet that I can’t with my hands.  That’s not a crude sexual reference.  She is gorgeous and an impressive athlete and she represented my country and so it all just kind of came together today.  Today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.