Here is a bunch of pictures of Kate Upton also with animals. I could probably spin some bullshit here about how it is representative of my baser desires, the animalistic urges you fires in me. About how this blog is a mesh of the intellectual and the base. I could do that because I am pretty good at psuedo intellectualism and making stuff sound just good enough that you buy it if you aren’t really paying attention. It would be total BS though. No, I just thought the picture of Kate Upton with a monkey was cute. Then I saw one of her with puppies. Then I was like, I bet I can get animals or at least animal prints in a bunch of these. I did just that. Animals are cute. Kate Upton is cute too but I don’t think she gets a lot of credit for it, when your body is like that people skip right over the cute thing. I still think back to her dancing the dougie and cute is what I think of. It isn’t her fault if she is also very sexy. It isn’t my fault either, so if you are rolling your eyes at another Kate Upton entry you’ll just have to deal. Clearly I really like Kate Upton. Very, very clearly today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
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