This blog has lead to some strange interactions over time.  The strangest is now and then people will send me pictures of their boobs.  It doesn’t happen all the times but it happens sometimes.  I don’t ask for these pictures.  I don’t mind them either I suppose.  I just don’t want anyone to feel like they have to send pictures of their boobs.  I will say though, my dear friend Izzy has never had people send her boobs.  So if you are getting the urge to just send strangers pictures of your boobs why not send them to her? You don’t have to but if you get the urge… she’s a wonderful girl.  I promise she would write you a very nice thank you note.  Mainly I bring this up because I made a joke about saying this and she clearly didn’t think I’d go through with it.  None of that is the point here though, the point today is Kelly Brook.  Now, I have no idea how all this talk about Boobs would have made me think of Kelly Brook.  Mysteries of the human brain I suppose, we may never really get how it works.  Maybe it’s because Brook and Boobs both have those B’s and O’s.  That’s probably it.  Anyway, here is Kelly Brook.  She is very pretty.  She has nice Boobs and… whoa… break though, I think I know why Boobs made me think of her.  She’s British and British and Boobs both start with a B.  Mystery solved.  Good job gang, we should really get a van and drive around solving word mysteries.  In the meantime I will sit back, relax, talk about boobs and the fact that today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.