Paul Simon once said everything looks worse in black and white and I am here to say he’s full of shit. That’s right, it’s time someone took you down, Simon, and I’m just the one to do it. Central Park this! I like Art Garfunkel’s voice better and he has hair! No, wait… how the hell did we get here, I really don’t have a problem with Paul Simon at all, just the song Kodachrome. Because he’s wrong, Black and White photography is beautiful and for lots of reasons. The primary being how easily it can be made high contrast. It also hides flaws and can really make a picture look both more sophisticated and classy. There is an element to it that draws the eye, it forces us to look deeper while allowing us to focus on composition and contrast rather than the distraction of random colors. I bring this up because I have all black and white pictures up today of Kate. I did this because last time I went all black and white with her I got some wows. Two separate people told me some variation of they started to see the appeal. It could have been luck and just what I chose that day. I am not trying to convert anyone, I am not running some sort of cult (yet). But I like to think maybe people looked a little closer. They got to see the beauty but also the personality. I am a big fan of personality and I think one reason people don’t connect with models is because the personality is often hidden. But I think Kate Upton has a lot of personality, it’s part of what attracts me to her. Look, she isn’t as successful as she is just because of boobs. Of course… I don’t know why I want you to connect with Kate, really it would be great for me if I was the only one in the world into her. Not so great for her though, a girl should have options. Anyway, this all is horribly random so let’s wrap up with a good ol’ today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
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