Holy crap, it has been like forever since Amber Heard has been here.  She showed up at Thanksgiving but otherwise it has been almost a friggin year, which is crazy because I really love Amber Heard!  For the first six months of this blog she was one of the most common selections!  But it just isn’t my fault, she hasn’t been in anything.  I mean I dig her but no movies, no TV and that seems to have lead to no magazines, not photo shoots… All I have seen are pictures of her shopping or getting in her car and sometimes those are ok but overall I don’t tend to dig that kind of thing.  She has a really awesome car but… they just aren’t for me, they feel intrusive and people usually don’t look their best.  So she just hasn’t popped up as much, which is a crime because she is so, so hot.  I mean, seriously, look at her!  Anyway, there isn’t much more for me to say except that I hope she hasn’t felt left out.  Because she loves guns.  And she drives fast cars.  I don’t want her coming after me, I can’t get away!  Ok, well… maybe I want her coming after me, that’s kind of hot.  I’m torn.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.