So yesterday it was pretty clear that I was supposed to post Scarlett Johansson.  I mean she looked amazing on the red carpet in Venice and everyone knows how much I like her and then of course in swept a crafty Brazilian Lesbian to distract me with a whole other Scarlett, as they are want to do (yes, I am for some reason trying to create a stereotype that Brazilian Lesbians are crafty little pixies who swoop in and show people attractive women to distract them.  Why?  I’m bored and it kind of makes me laugh).  It was even commented on that someone was surprised that I didn’t post Scarlett Johansson.  Well… problem solved or whatever.  Apparently she’s engaged.  I never know what the reaction to these things should be.  I know some people are excited for them, some seem upset.  I guess I get both, but I am not going to beat my fists against the Earth and scream to the heavens because I missed out on my chance.  That would be silly.  I mean, she might have an open relationship, right?  And excited… I guess I am glad for her but it changes very little about my life or my lust for her.  And I do lust for her because she’s pretty amazing.  So congrats to her I guess and congrats to fans of hot people for how she looked recently, you guys won big.  As for me, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.