I have mentioned before my attraction to Leighton Meester used to be white hot.  There were maybe 1 or 2 people on the planet I liked more.  I mean, Kristen Bell was still number one but that was about it.  Then, as these things tend to do that passed and… look, she is still gorgeous and when I see her I still think she is gorgeous.  Like today, I saw her and it was like oh yeah, Leighton Meester.  Wow.  But you know how like… if you have a crush in real life you think about that person all the time?  Even if they aren’t around and you don’t see them?  Then you know when the crush is over because you don’t think of them.  At all.  If they show up you might remember why you were so into them but out of sight out of mind.  It’s like that with Leighton.  So I had dibs for a long time, I know because I said and no one refuted it.  But I don’t think Dibs should work on a first come first served basis, that is just douchey.  It’s like calling shot gun when you’re the shortest one in the group.  You don’t need it, you’re just being an asshole making the 6’8" guy sit in the backseat.  So with Dibs it should kind of go to whoever feels the most deeply.  I guess that makes this a goodbye but I am leaving Leighton in good hands, my friend Izzy definitely has dibs.  Megadibs actually, to use the correct legal term.  I am granting her Megadibs.  Still, I am not saying Leighton won’t show up again, I just realize it’s a fling now, a temporary thing.  It will be for that one moment, like today.  Today is one of those moments.  Today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.