Tag: Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester is in a whole new show and I had no idea.  Man I feel like an idiot.  I even saw commercials for the show and I thought the concept sounded kind of appealing, an idiot goes back in time and is an idiot.  Sort of tomfoolery I am often up for but I guess it didn’t hook me enough to actually look into it until last week someone mentioned it as a new show and named people in and then here comes Leighton Meester’s name.  And I knew I had to watch because if anything has been missing from my life that past few years it is weekly Leighton Meester.  God she’s beautiful.  And in the only episode I have seen, she is in period dress, which I love.  Also, to her credit, in a role that is nothing like Blair Waldorf, which makes me a little sad because I will never tire of Blair Waldorf but on the other hand, good for her, don’t let them put you in a box!  Anyway, it isn’t bad.  It’s not all great and maybe the same jokes about passing off pop culture references as innovations in the past will wear thin but I kind of liked it so far.  Today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

Leighton Meester last showed up over a year ago.  Before that I think it was 2 years ago.  There is a lot of gap in between which for part of me is stunning and for another part not.  There was a point in my life where there really wasn’t another celebrity I was more attracted to.  Not just because she is beautiful but because she had something else about her as well.  Of course, these things tend to change and now I so rarely even see her.  I saw Life Partners recently and… it was alright.  It wasn’t a bad movie it just left me largely unsatisfied.  It never was as good or as crucial as it could be and ended up being cinematic junk food that felt like a waste of talent.  Leighton was actually pretty good in it.  Because she is often pretty good in things that end up not being so great.  There were some moment though that reminded me why I loved her.  She is talented and she is pretty.  So today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

It’s been a really long time since I posted Leighton Meester and the last time I pointed out that while I still had affection for her whatever had once been there had faded.  While I can’t claim she was ever #1 in my heart she was like 1A and probably #1 in my loins.  Which is a horrible way of saying I probably lusted after her the most.  I don’t know why I didn’t just say that.  Or use backspace.  Anyway, I gave my dibs on her, which was a real thing I had, to my dear friend lunoboom who thus has megadibs.  Now, I still reserve the right to post her but I acknowledge that someone else has megadibs.  Thing is, the universe has been telling me to post her.  An old friend popped back up on tumblr and our friendship started because of Leighton.  And pictures of her have popped up in the strangest places, including my Google Now screen with it telling me I might like the last picture here of her.  And now joke, as I got to the second sentence of this article Air Supply’s All Out of Love started playing and if that’s not a sign (Legihton if you’re reading this I am apparently so lost without you).  Despite the Universe’s attempts to push me towards her I am not taking my dibs back because while she is gorgeous and talented I know it is just temporary.  Despite the endless wisdom that exists in 80’s Pop Ballads I know this will pass.  More importantly taking back dibs is a douche bag move and if there is one thing I am not it is a Douche Bag.  So Izzy still has megadibs because I am not a Douche Bag but because she is great today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

I have mentioned before my attraction to Leighton Meester used to be white hot.  There were maybe 1 or 2 people on the planet I liked more.  I mean, Kristen Bell was still number one but that was about it.  Then, as these things tend to do that passed and… look, she is still gorgeous and when I see her I still think she is gorgeous.  Like today, I saw her and it was like oh yeah, Leighton Meester.  Wow.  But you know how like… if you have a crush in real life you think about that person all the time?  Even if they aren’t around and you don’t see them?  Then you know when the crush is over because you don’t think of them.  At all.  If they show up you might remember why you were so into them but out of sight out of mind.  It’s like that with Leighton.  So I had dibs for a long time, I know because I said and no one refuted it.  But I don’t think Dibs should work on a first come first served basis, that is just douchey.  It’s like calling shot gun when you’re the shortest one in the group.  You don’t need it, you’re just being an asshole making the 6’8" guy sit in the backseat.  So with Dibs it should kind of go to whoever feels the most deeply.  I guess that makes this a goodbye but I am leaving Leighton in good hands, my friend Izzy definitely has dibs.  Megadibs actually, to use the correct legal term.  I am granting her Megadibs.  Still, I am not saying Leighton won’t show up again, I just realize it’s a fling now, a temporary thing.  It will be for that one moment, like today.  Today is one of those moments.  Today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

Leighton Meester is here because… it’s my blog not yours!  Wait, that’s not a good reason and strangely adversarial.  I always hated when my parents answer was, “Because I said so”.  It was never convincing and really just made me want to do whatever way more.  Leighton is here because she’s pretty, ok?  I don’t have a really in depth reason or really anything special to say about her.  I have talked about her before and just how much I liked her once upon a time.  I did get really excited when I saw an email about Carrie Bishop not to long ago but then bam, rug yanked out from under me, she’s been recast.  That was disappointing because I got really excited, which I think means I am craving more Leighton in my life.  So I guess that’s why she’s here, to sate a craving.  You know what, I don’t know why she’s here, if you read this far I am sorry, I am horrible at this today.  So you know… today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

So I watched the Oranges just like.. well not too long ago.   It wasn’t bad.  The point is the whole reason it was even on my radar was because of Leighton Meester.  I feel like.. lonely for her?  Except that isn’t really right.  Nostalgic for the intensity in which I was attracted to her, perhaps.  There was a point where I was really into Gossip Girl (because it was no joke amazing at one point) and she was the best actress on the show playing my favorite character and always gorgeous.  So I was just way into her.  Then the show wasn’t as good and now it is long over and even before that it might as well have been over because I didn’t care a lot… and I just don’t see or think of Leighton Meester very often.  And I wanted to just see her in something.  Because she is talented and gorgeous and I almost feel like she is being left behind.  I don’t know, maybe she has stardom in her future.  Maybe she doesn’t and doing smaller movies will satisfy her.  I hope so.  The thing is she is truly beautiful and… well, I like nostalgia sometimes, just like anyone else, even if that nostalgia is just for the way things were in 2010.  What I am saying is I like thinking about that and I like thinking about how today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

Today is April Fool’s day so keep your head on a swivel, people will do stupid shit and claim it’s jokes.  I am not really a fan of the day.  Some places and organizations do some top notch work on a day like today but in general it’s an excuse for non funny people to lie and then claim it’s a joke.  Youtube making an elaborate video about closing up shop?  That’s funny.  Someone telling you that you left your car lights on and then felling into peels of laughter?  That’s not really funny, it’s just dumb. So you know, keep an eye you, you’ll run into the second part a lot more.  Anyway, here is Leighton Meester and that’s no joke.  She’s pretty and hasn’t shown up in a while because she just is not part of my world anymore.  Which is a shame cause I really dug her once upon a time.  Oh well, these things happen.  We’ll always have the second season of Gossip Girl.  Today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.