It’s been a really long time since I posted Leighton Meester and the last time I pointed out that while I still had affection for her whatever had once been there had faded.  While I can’t claim she was ever #1 in my heart she was like 1A and probably #1 in my loins.  Which is a horrible way of saying I probably lusted after her the most.  I don’t know why I didn’t just say that.  Or use backspace.  Anyway, I gave my dibs on her, which was a real thing I had, to my dear friend lunoboom who thus has megadibs.  Now, I still reserve the right to post her but I acknowledge that someone else has megadibs.  Thing is, the universe has been telling me to post her.  An old friend popped back up on tumblr and our friendship started because of Leighton.  And pictures of her have popped up in the strangest places, including my Google Now screen with it telling me I might like the last picture here of her.  And now joke, as I got to the second sentence of this article Air Supply’s All Out of Love started playing and if that’s not a sign (Legihton if you’re reading this I am apparently so lost without you).  Despite the Universe’s attempts to push me towards her I am not taking my dibs back because while she is gorgeous and talented I know it is just temporary.  Despite the endless wisdom that exists in 80’s Pop Ballads I know this will pass.  More importantly taking back dibs is a douche bag move and if there is one thing I am not it is a Douche Bag.  So Izzy still has megadibs because I am not a Douche Bag but because she is great today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.