Man, Christmas is so close I can taste it guys.  It is almost here and I am excited because I love Christmas.  What does that have to do with Kelly Brook?  Very little except I’d like to deck her halls, if you know what I mean.  If you do know what I mean let me know because as far as euphemisms go that one doesn’t make a ton of sense.  At the start of the month she did do a little Christmas video though, singing the sluttiest of all Christmas songs.  I mean, Santa Baby is totally a strange song about having sex with strange old men for gifts, right?  Whatever, it’s ok, I love Christmas and I enjoyed it because you know, Christmas and snow and hot girls in their underwear.  And I am pretty sure that’s the real meaning of Christmas.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.